How do I respond to neg-hits?

[chim_chim]

This happens to me all the time, I'll just give you 2 examples.

Example 1:
I was walking through the hall and I saw this chick. So I'm like "Hey, what's up baby!" Then I kept on with the C+F and she's like "Get away from me you ugly pervert! Get the **** away from me before I call the cops!" Do I need more ****y and less funny or what?

Example 2:
I walked up in front of this girl's desk and looked at her, so the eye contact was there. I think this was definitely a sign she was attracted to me. So then I stealthily move behind her and grab her breasts. She turns around and slaps me and kicks me in the balls!?!?!??! Then she leaves and said she's getting her bf to kick my ass after school. I was just doing kino, why did it backfire on me?


Now, I'm sure these girls like me, but I just can't seem to respond to their neg-hits. Anyone have any tips on making them fall in love with me? Are roses a good idea? I don't think I can live without them

 

[high nrg]

wow.i think the place u went wrong was grabbing her breasts. Too much, too fast. just cus she made eye contact with u doesnt mean she wants u to molest her.
Just slow it down.

P.S. what does that have anything to do with neg-hits?

 

[fragmentor]

Originally posted by high nrg
wow.i think the place u went wrong was grabbing her breasts. Too much, too fast. just cus she made eye contact with u doesnt mean she wants u to molest her.
Just slow it down.

dude u must be amazingly slow or something! he's obviousl joking.

oh well, i had a laugh at the thought!

 

[high nrg]

i hope he was joking. cuz if he wasnt...

 

[Da Game]

Don't feed the trolls.

 

[Brazilian_Blues_Boy]

Originally posted by chim_chim

Example 2:
I walked up in front of this girl's desk and looked at her, so the eye contact was there. I think this was definitely a sign she was attracted to me. So then I stealthily move behind her and grab her breasts. She turns around and slaps me and kicks me in the balls!?!?!??! Then she leaves and said she's getting her bf to kick my ass after school. I was just doing kino, why did it backfire on me?


Now, I'm sure these girls like me, but I just can't seem to respond to their neg-hits. Anyone have any tips on making them fall in love with me? Are roses a good idea? I don't think I can live without them [/B]

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