"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How Do I Not Look Like A Creep When Approaching

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So how can i best possibly do this while still getting my point across. Part of the reason may be i need more experence, but what else is there to a successful approach without looking creepy
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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looking creepy?? OMG!!! WDF is wrong with you, or is it me?? Srry i am in the bad mood right now...............................creepy is a scary thing! When micheal jackson approached 15 year old teen, he looked creepy at first!! But guess what, after the first date they were making out in the neverland!!
 

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Are you hot?

It's never creepy if your hotter than her.
 

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Stop being creepy= you wont feel creepy= you wont think youre being creepy= she wont think youre creepy
 

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I'm better than average looking but I think i'm intimidating somewhat like i'm dangerous. I mean, maybe its just me, but I fell like a creep if i'm approaching a girl or trying to hit on a girl or whatever. Maybe its in my head.

I'm not creepy, but if I hit on a girl they seem flustered and don't know how to react.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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BBX said:
I'm better than average looking but I think i'm intimidating somewhat like i'm dangerous. I mean, maybe its just me, but I fell like a creep if i'm approaching a girl or trying to hit on a girl or whatever. Maybe its in my head.

I'm not creepy, but if I hit on a girl they seem flustered and don't know how to react.


I dont get it!! Were you get those questions from?? Do i look creepy??? WDF is that?? HOw da **** you gonna look creepy???? Are you a crackhead or something?? ASk youself these questions: 1) Am I GAY?? 2)Am I retarded?? 3)Am i crackhead??? 4) I have no cofidence?? 5) Am I shy?? 6) Do i LOOK like Micheal Jackson??



If the answers to those questions are all NO, then your probably not human..

if you approach a girl: smeling like shyt, looking like a crackhead with ripped shirt, and beat up by a punk, then saying something like "Wanna fukk, to a girl, then YES you are creepy, If you are just imagining things, then your are probably overreacting.. Good luck, next time ask a girl if she is creepy, i hope you will get better advise from her.. We are here to punk the rock:rockon: :rockon: :rockon: not to give advise on "Am I fukkin creepy??" bull
 

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Dude, how do you even give advice to something like this? Holy ****, if you creep yourself out, you have issues. Oh wait, here we go:

1. Seek mental help
2. Un-**** yourself
3. Seek more mental help
4. Get over it
5. Move on
 

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Those guys are getting pissed because it's common for a girl to think your creepy if you suddenly approach random women and they know it.

Bad memories guys?

Doesn't really mean anything though, you'll probally still end up getting somewhere. :up:
 
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