"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Isn't that what it all really boils down to??

We should strive for nothing less.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I read the title and thought at first it was an actual question, not a rhetorical one. But its a very valid point.
 
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Poonani Maker said:
Isn't that what it all really boils down to??

We should strive for nothing less.
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Maybe one of the reasons but not the main reason at least with me anyway. ;)
 
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haha wow nice title.

I agree to an extent, but wouldn't say it's the main reason. Don't think I have a main reason of anything though
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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First you gotta play Chinese mind-games with the chick.
 
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Ganondorf said:
Jam it in and hope it's the right hole
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There is no wrong hole. Butt, mouth, puss........they all work. Unless its an earhole or nostril.......if u can fit in those holes, god help u :woo:
 
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Wiesman44 said:
There is no wrong hole. Butt, mouth, puss........they all work. Unless its an earhole or nostril.......if u can fit in those holes, god help u :woo:
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Or god help her, she'd need major reconstructive surgery.
 
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