"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Poonani Maker

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Isn't that what it all really boils down to??

We should strive for nothing less.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I read the title and thought at first it was an actual question, not a rhetorical one. But its a very valid point.
 

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Poonani Maker said:
Isn't that what it all really boils down to??

We should strive for nothing less.
Maybe one of the reasons but not the main reason at least with me anyway. ;)
 

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haha wow nice title.

I agree to an extent, but wouldn't say it's the main reason. Don't think I have a main reason of anything though
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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First you gotta play Chinese mind-games with the chick.
 

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Ganondorf said:
Jam it in and hope it's the right hole

There is no wrong hole. Butt, mouth, puss........they all work. Unless its an earhole or nostril.......if u can fit in those holes, god help u :woo:
 

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Wiesman44 said:
There is no wrong hole. Butt, mouth, puss........they all work. Unless its an earhole or nostril.......if u can fit in those holes, god help u :woo:
Or god help her, she'd need major reconstructive surgery.
 
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