6-heads lewis
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Aug 27, 2006
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After drooling over the girls in several rap videos (Olivia is so fukn sexy in Candy Shop! I would forfeit my bank account to plough her in the pooper just once!), I've come to the conclusion that the most efficient means of getting laid is becoming a rapper. They dont have to try - you simply perform a concert, and rest assured thats dozens of big-bootied jizz swallowers will run to your room offering every open orfice. Even ugly rappers like Bubba Sparxxx get more pvssy than the biggest DJ on this site.
It doesn't seem to require much talent, which makes it ideal.
Heres the problem: Im white, nerdy, pale, articulate, formal, with minimal criminal connections, and no criminal record. I dont have any guns nor do I sell drugs.
I am willing to invest in gold teeth, an expensive and oversized car, flashy rims, and unnecessarily gaudy jewelry.
This is my sosuave challenge: Turn me into a rapper so I can get laid more frequently!
Whats in it for you? Fvck off.
It doesn't seem to require much talent, which makes it ideal.
Heres the problem: Im white, nerdy, pale, articulate, formal, with minimal criminal connections, and no criminal record. I dont have any guns nor do I sell drugs.
I am willing to invest in gold teeth, an expensive and oversized car, flashy rims, and unnecessarily gaudy jewelry.
This is my sosuave challenge: Turn me into a rapper so I can get laid more frequently!
Whats in it for you? Fvck off.