"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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How Did You Get Out of the FRIEND ZONE?

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Pure Drive +
Fitch, tell me why you are typing long ass posts to reply to something totally insignificant to this topic and to a post someone made 10 entries up?

Two possibilities:

1) You get off on flaming people and looking cool to your e-buddies on a forum.

2) You did not hear about this wonderful breakthrough called the PRIVATE MESSAGE.

Cheers.
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Wrong, wrong -- WRONG.

Have you ever considered choice #3: public humilation?

Am I expecting too much from you?

"..to a post 10 entries up."

I had more to add.
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"1) You get off on flaming people and looking cool to your e-buddies on a forum."

No, no. Nothing like that. I don't need on-line friends. I am sure a man by the name of Freud symp. you? (If you studied him, and his psychological theories, you know what I am talking about -- something along the lines of self-projection).

But I get this adreline rush when I ever I have a heated debate or argument. But, only when there is a purpose.

This does not apply.


Now answer this question:

What is your 'pure drive' off typing your "long ass post?"

It is not my problem if briinging Mack 86 to justice is more popular then your thread. You do not have to take it out on me. I am just throwing in my 2 cents.

This is probably why you remain in the friendzone!
 
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