How come we dont have enough threads about being funny?

[Rint]

I think funny and humor are the most important things to become a DJ. Not like clown or a goof or someone who just shouts random **** i mean like funny. Like Dave Chappelle or Bill Lawerence, and i believe being funny is the hardest thing to become, because it's not like the more you practice the better you get. If you dont believe me look at all the old comedians we use to think were funny and how no a days they try and make a joke and you hear crickets in the backround. So i wanted to know everyone's 2 cents on becoming funny or being funny, because to me it's more crucial then confidence, and its the hardest thing to become.

 

[Last Man Standing]

"How come we dont have enough threads about being funny?"

"Be-ing" is to exist as -- it is a innate quality/characteristic and cannot be contrived!!

 

[Serialized3]

Man, I've read people giving you excellent advice on how to be funnier, why do you keep bringing it up? If it were important to getting laid, there would be a dozen topics on it a day.

Confidence >>> Being a clown-show.

 

[Wyldfire]

What is "because most guys here are too angry and grumpy to actually be funny and have a sense of humor," for $1000, Alex?

 

[So pimp its scary]

Man, I've read people giving you excellent advice on how to be funnier, why do you keep bringing it up? If it were important to getting laid, there would be a dozen topics on it a day.

Confidence >>> Being a clown-show.

Because a precusor to funny is confidence... the humour aspect does get underplayed, but humour is so often situational, that's why it's called a sense of humour that it really is difficult to teach someone humour especially in text form, that I can understand why there are so few threads.

The idea is to be funny without being like a clown there for the girls entertainment.

 

[Rint]

Man, I've read people giving you excellent advice on how to be funnier, why do you keep bringing it up? If it were important to getting laid, there would be a dozen topics on it a day.

Confidence >>> Being a clown-show.

Because i'm pretty sure theres more too it. If ur confident u wont automaticly be funny, and watching comedy dousn't help much either. I rent alot of comedy off of netflix. I dont see an improvement. Also are u saying it dousn't matter if your funny, and yea they do have topics about it a day it's called ****y and Funny i just hate ****y and Funny and the jerk theory. I'm just talking about just plain funny

 

[~attrACTION~]

Either you are funny or you are not. Don't learn to be funny just to impress women, unless you are pursuing a career as a comedian.

Besides, the point is not to become an entertainment monkey for women. Women say they like guys who are funny, but what they really want is a guy who can sex them really good. It has nothing to do with being funny. Women say they like "funny" guys because they don't want to look like sluts.

The best thing you can do is learn to loosen up. Being confident is part of this. When you're hanging around your friends you don't think of whether you are funny or not. You just talk about whatever, and jokes come naturally. Do the same with women and you'll have no problems.

 

[Yapper]

The funniest guy I know, genuinely witty good natured guy, makes me LOL all the time. He gets NOWHERE with chicks.

 

[lookyoung]

Ask any girl what they find attractive in a guy? They will say I want a guy that is funny. This is the biggest bs I have ever heard.

Think about Chris farley, John Candy, Chris Rock, eddie murphy, Dave chappelle. These guys are funny but they are not sex symbols.

You don't have to be funny to be a DJ. The funniest guys I know have alot of girls that like to hang out with them, but they are not getting laid.

If your too funny the girl will just see you as being a clown.

Woman will take a sharp, witty guy, any day over a funny guy.

 

[Rint]

Rint, you have some problems.

READ ALL OF YOUR THREADS AND LISTEN TO WHAT PEOPLE TELL YOU.



Each and every one of your godamn threads ask for the same shyt.

I don't even know you..but I'm starting to get annoyed of you.


Don't keep asking...and THROW away the advice that people give you.

I need attention by Rint
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=82809

Help Me B Funny Again! By Rint
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=83182

(read and understand why this thread was locked)

When being funny by Rint
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=83193

(read and understand why this thread was locked)

How do I become popular by Rint
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=83993

How to b popular by Rint
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=84812

Becoming popular by Rint
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=86502
(thread was locked)


Mods. Lock this thread.

Rint, you say that people don't like you.

It's because you don't listen.

And you keep asking the same questions.

have you read the DJ Bible?

Don't post again until you do.

U need to stop stalking me, and this is diffrent i'm asking why we dont have enough funny threads. Dude if ur such a DJ get a life and stop stalking me

Hey Killapetehog remind you of anyone?

What does this mean by Killapetehog
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=112278
Means she's got a teddy bear fetish like how you like to stalk people

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air????????????? by Killapetehog
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/search.php?searchid=423330&pp=25&page=4
Ur one of those stupid people who does everything they see on TV right?

How much should a cellphone bill cost? by Killapetehog
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=116541&highlight=cellphone+bill
No one cares. Figure it out urself

 

[Vypros]

The funniest guy I know, genuinely witty good natured guy, makes me LOL all the time. He gets NOWHERE with chicks.

He probably is funny, but doesn't know how to talk to a woman and be serious with her too.

Being funny is VERY important. Girls are always mentioning three main qualities they want in a guy (or rather every girl I've ever heard) are:

Honesty
Confidence
Humor ("makes me laugh")

Ever hear the song by Cindy Lauper? How'd did that go again? Oh yeah:

Girls just wanna have fun! Oh Girls just wanna have fun!

It's true. You don't have to be a comedian to do that, but being "fun" or "funny" is like a major key to winning a girl over. If you are making her laugh then you've got half the battle won.

Don't just downplay the "funny" aspect as if it's nothing like that, because it's probably one of the most important things you need to learn.

The problem comes in when you can't STOP being funny so that you can start seducing her. Understand?

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Humor such as looks/attractiveness is subjective.

 

[Bonez]

Confidence is key to good humor. We don't see humor threads because everybody is too busy being scared of what to say.

As soon as you start saying whatever comes to mind than your sense of humor will begin to show.

 

[Serialized3]

You really want advice on how to get laid in highschool?

1.) Get involved, join a sport, make friends, develop a social circle.
2.) Be attractive. RTFB if you dunno how.
3.) Get laid.

Easy.

 

[L777]

I think funny and humor are the most important things to become a DJ. Not like clown or a goof or someone who just shouts random **** i mean like funny. Like Dave Chappelle or Bill Lawerence, and i believe being funny is the hardest thing to become, because it's not like the more you practice the better you get. If you dont believe me look at all the old comedians we use to think were funny and how no a days they try and make a joke and you hear crickets in the backround. So i wanted to know everyone's 2 cents on becoming funny or being funny, because to me it's more crucial then confidence, and its the hardest thing to become.

You're pretty young man, and I can tell you from my experience that being funny isn't the most important thing at all in picking up women. Its helps to build a social circle, will make you more popular, and will get you more friends who are girls (as opposed to girlfriends, ie sex), but it isn't really that important in getting laid. I won't go into detail, but I'm speaking from experience here.

 

[Raikojo17]

because being funny isnt the only thing, nor is it the most important thing. Girls have told me that i am funny/crazy all the time, but that doesnt do anything to get me closer to getting laid. Humore doesnt get chicks horny, sexual vibe does.

having that will get you alot further with girls than just being a dancing monkey to them.

now, yes, you want to be funny and entertaining, not a total bore, because that will make them see you as a fun guy. but that wont make chicks want you. they will just want your humor and convo, not your ****, or YOU for that matter.

some of the goofiest most hilarious guys i kno might be popular, but they dont get much poon, if any at all.

but the guys who put out the sexy vibe to girls get all the poon

 

[The Sperminator]

The biggest pimps I know aren't funny at all. Confidence is the best thing to have. I know lots of funny guys who don't get girls. Girls usually say they want a funny guy but thats usually a lie. Humor can definitley help you though if used correctly. Like the others said do not act like a clown. Being silly and goofy doesn't help. They will probably like you but only as a friend. Silly and goofy isn't considered sexy. Secondly don't try to make a joke every sentence. You should throw in a joke every now and again but its not necessary to make a joke everytime you open your mouth. Thirdly just combine your humor and flirting together to make a deadly combo. I used to be the guy in class in high school who just made jokes all the time and made everyone laugh but I never got girls besides like once haha and she was really hot. There are some girls I have seen though that date guys who weren't all that attarctive but the guys were really funny. Theres always a couple of girls who like that but majority girls don't want that. After high school though I changed my ways. I started to be less goofy and silly and become more ****y funny and not joke as much and then I got a lot more girls.

 

[Vypros]

You're pretty young man, and I can tell you from my experience that being funny isn't the most important thing at all in picking up women. Its helps to build a social circle, will make you more popular, and will get you more friends who are girls (as opposed to girlfriends, ie sex), but it isn't really that important in getting laid. I won't go into detail, but I'm speaking from experience here.

And I'm telling you from experience that if she isn't laughing once in a while or she isn't smiling, then you will NOT get laid. If she's not having fun with you, you aren't getting laid. PERIOD. Oh, sometimes you can get by on pure sexuality, but it's the exception rather than the rule.

Now I'm not saying that you have to be a comedian funny, because that won't get you anywhere. Rather I'd classify it as being "fun" more than funny. But I'm telling you that if she isn't laughing or smiling in some fashion around you, then she does NOT like you and you will NOT get anywhere with her.

 

[L777]

And I'm telling you from experience that if she isn't laughing once in a while or she isn't smiling, then you will NOT get laid. If she's not having fun with you, you aren't getting laid. PERIOD. Oh, sometimes you can get by on pure sexuality, but it's the exception rather than the rule.

Now I'm not saying that you have to be a comedian funny, because that won't get you anywhere. Rather I'd classify it as being "fun" more than funny. But I'm telling you that if she isn't laughing or smiling in some fashion around you, then she does NOT like you and you will NOT get anywhere with her.

Yea thats pretty much what I'm getting at. Of course she has to have fun with you....and you should be OK if you have decent social skills...its deffo not neccessary to be like Chris Rock, or for the Brits Al Murray (Check him on youtube taking the piss outa the Americans - SO funny http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ul7EDYXmDNE), just to clairfy.

 

[Obsidian]

comedy = tragedy + distance


But you don't really have to be all that funny to get a woman laughing. Just get her somewhat attracted to you, and then say something slightly whitty or provocative, and chances are she'll laugh at it (and have fun).