"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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How can I get my GF to go on the Pill?

foomee

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How can I persuade her to go on the pill? We've been having sex, but I've had to pull out every time; both her and I hate using condoms. It's stupid because she might get pregnant and I do not want to take the risk. I'm thinking of either refusing to have sex or just sticking with condoms :/. What are some ideas of getting her on the pill?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Alphamale1821

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tell her either you get on the pill or we stop having sex because pulling out is too risky and we both hate condoms
 

Dongfu

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HMMM

you gotta stop the pull ot thing right away. Trust me, you dont want an unplanned pregnancy.

I dont mind condoms myself. You could try some extra thin ones.

The pill fvcks girls up big time. I could never let my gf or partner take them.

BBLOOww jobs :rockon:
 

Leporello

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The Patch? The Ring?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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DonJuan11

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foomee said:
How can I persuade her to go on the pill? We've been having sex, but I've had to pull out every time; both her and I hate using condoms. It's stupid because she might get pregnant and I do not want to take the risk. I'm thinking of either refusing to have sex or just sticking with condoms :/. What are some ideas of getting her on the pill?


Slip it in her coffee.

What do you mean "ideas?" Either she takes it or she doesn't if you talk to her.
 
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If you don't want to get her pregnant then don't have sex!!!
 

kdnash82

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I have a couple suggestions. I was with a girl that hated condoms also, but she wouldn't take the pill.

I ended up switching from latex to lambskin. It's more expensive, but definately worth it. It keeps the little guys from reaching the egg, but does absolutely nothing against STD's getting to ya peter. So be sure you absolutely trust the person you're using them with. I'm guessing that you already do since you're "pulling out" *smh*.

If that still doesn't work for you there is a spermicidal cream that she can use before you guys have sex. I've personally never used it, but I see it in the condom isles everytime I go shopping.

Then we have the diaphram. Little thingy that gets stuck in her poon that keeps the little guys from reaching the egg. I've seen these things before, but I'm not sure if it's something that she can insert herself, or the docs have to insert it.

If you're just set on the pill, then you can tell her that it will clear up her acne, make her period less heavy and possibly less frequent.

(I sound like one of those commercials huh? Tell you all the benefits of doing something, then say "Taking this drug may cause, diarhea, bloating, upset stomach, and possibly DEATH")

Good luck
 

Desdinova

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I never trust a woman with the responsibility of taking a pill, but i can trust myself to wear a condom every time.
Agreed. Women usually don't "feel" like taking the pill, so they don't. You'll end up shoving the damn things down her throat before you can rely on her to take the responsibility.

You're much better off using a condom. You'll actually know that you're wearing it, whereas she could fvcking lie about taking the pill every day. Trust me, I've had quite a few women try to trick me into getting them pregnant either by saying they're on the pill, or pulling the "you don't trust me not to have STDs" guilt trip. YOU are the only one you can trust when it comes to birth control.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Nexus Polaris

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I don't trust anything that hasn't had a hysterectomy. Condoms should be mandatory. I know they suck and they're not always reliable, but anything else is even worse.

Pulling out while my girlfriend was on the pill was how I got my daughter. Never trust a woman to take a pill everyday. She will lie. It doesn't matter how honest she is as a person, SHE WILL LIE!

You really shouldn't be just pulling out without the pill as it is. Not saying it doesn't work for some people, but it's russian roulette.
 

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Get her pregnant, teach her a lesson
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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