How can i be alpha in an elavator

[Agressor]

i spend alot of time going up and down elavators with hott chicks in them going class to class, what are some C+F lines i couild use when in a elavator so i look alpha like u guys on the internet

 

[Mojo604]

Tense-up all your muscles, keep your chin real high, and posture like a jackass.






(joke...its a joke)

 

[Agressor]

?

 

[felony]

There are certain rules to abide by in elevators. Because there are rules, we as Djs etc, usually break them or bend them to our advantage. The rule of form in elevators is to stand facing the door, and because everyone is in everyone elses personal space most people will look up at the dial displaying the floor level or the buttons next to the door.

Wanna be alpha- then try walking into an elevator and facing everyone, works best if you are one of the last in so your back is to the door, and then look around at everyone, get some EC, try not to be too intimidating and perhaps strike up a 'general' harmless convo about something related to everyone... or at least most people, so in your case maybe something about classes or lecturers, perhaps look at a particular hottie when you pull this off. Then if you get a response, bang, ur in and u take it from there.

See what works, it may only work 1/8 times. But if u do 8 trips a day, then u might have a new girl for lunch each day of the week.

Let us know what happens.

 

[manicmaximum]

next:

Q. what's the alpha way to take a dump?
A. take up as much space as possible, eyes fixed at lump of crap. in a loud projecting voice grunt to show that dookie who's the boss

 

[upsidedownside7]

WTF?

As soon as the door opens get eye contact with your target stand next to her, look at her up and down and say hi. The conversation and # closing is not my strong point. This alpha stuff is just mental masturbation. "She looked down and submitted to me because I'm so alpha." Please. Your a man go and take what you want, that's alpha.

 

[DrMetallica]

Originally posted by manicmaximum
next:

Q. what's the alpha way to take a dump?
A. take up as much space as possible, eyes fixed at lump of crap. in a loud projecting voice grunt to show that dookie who's the boss

*high five*

thx for the tip bro

 

[rgeere]

People who have to post questions containing the word 'alpha' don't deserve an answer because the question is problematic in itself.

The answer lies in the question itself. For example, only an insecure weiner would even worry and ask questions about what it means to be alpha, and the obvious answer would be to stop being an insecure weiner, meaning that asking questions like "how do I 'alpha' this or that" make you look like an insecure weiner. So, stop looking like an insecure weiner and the problem will fix itself.

 

[Agressor]

Originally posted by felony
There are certain rules to abide by in elevators. Because there are rules, we as Djs etc, usually break them or bend them to our advantage. The rule of form in elevators is to stand facing the door, and because everyone is in everyone elses personal space most people will look up at the dial displaying the floor level or the buttons next to the door.

Wanna be alpha- then try walking into an elevator and facing everyone, works best if you are one of the last in so your back is to the door, and then look around at everyone, get some EC, try not to be too intimidating and perhaps strike up a 'general' harmless convo about something related to everyone... or at least most people, so in your case maybe something about classes or lecturers, perhaps look at a particular hottie when you pull this off. Then if you get a response, bang, ur in and u take it from there.

See what works, it may only work 1/8 times. But if u do 8 trips a day, then u might have a new girl for lunch each day of the week.

Let us know what happens.

err this thread was a joke and you people took it serious, shows the degree of pathetic questions, by the way that is a clever thinking idea, real simple but very different and funny standing facing towards them, when i read that i actually laughed it was good

 

[Agressor]

kjl

 

[Jay-X]

Originally posted by manicmaximum
next:

Q. what's the alpha way to take a dump?
A. take up as much space as possible, eyes fixed at lump of crap. in a loud projecting voice grunt to show that dookie who's the boss

manicmaximum is my new alpha role model because he can crack funny jokes lol, this made me laugh my ass off

 

[Jay-X]

Originally posted by Agressor
err this thread was a joke and you people took it serious, shows the degree of pathetic questions, by the way that is a clever thinking idea, real simple but very different and funny standing facing towards them, when i read that i actually laughed it was good

i don't think you meant it as a joke beforehand

 

[Sir Lancelot]

Originally posted by manicmaximum
next:

Q. what's the alpha way to take a dump?
A. take up as much space as possible, eyes fixed at lump of crap. in a loud projecting voice grunt to show that dookie who's the boss

I'll have to remember that the next time I take a dump in front of a woman. lol

 

[Mojo604]

lmao

 

[SELF-MASTERY]

what is up with all these guys wanting to play dress up. If you have ask , then you are not. True alphas do whatever they want, screw all the ape hos, beat beta apes up, and eat all the food.

 

[jprjrjr]

Originally posted by rgeere
People who have to post questions containing the word 'alpha' don't deserve an answer because the question is problematic in itself.

The answer lies in the question itself. For example, only an insecure weiner would even worry and ask questions about what it means to be alpha, and the obvious answer would be to stop being an insecure weiner, meaning that asking questions like "how do I 'alpha' this or that" make you look like an insecure weiner. So, stop looking like an insecure weiner and the problem will fix itself.

LOL, He said "weiner"

 

[diablo]

Originally posted by Agressor
err this thread was a joke and you people took it serious

Thanks, not like we don't have enough work trying to clear out the crap threads without you making them on purpose. There's a word for what happens to trolls around here...