She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
*high five*Originally posted by manicmaximum
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Q. what's the alpha way to take a dump?
A. take up as much space as possible, eyes fixed at lump of crap. in a loud projecting voice grunt to show that dookie who's the boss
err this thread was a joke and you people took it serious, shows the degree of pathetic questions, by the way that is a clever thinking idea, real simple but very different and funny standing facing towards them, when i read that i actually laughed it was goodOriginally posted by felony
There are certain rules to abide by in elevators. Because there are rules, we as Djs etc, usually break them or bend them to our advantage. The rule of form in elevators is to stand facing the door, and because everyone is in everyone elses personal space most people will look up at the dial displaying the floor level or the buttons next to the door.
Wanna be alpha- then try walking into an elevator and facing everyone, works best if you are one of the last in so your back is to the door, and then look around at everyone, get some EC, try not to be too intimidating and perhaps strike up a 'general' harmless convo about something related to everyone... or at least most people, so in your case maybe something about classes or lecturers, perhaps look at a particular hottie when you pull this off. Then if you get a response, bang, ur in and u take it from there.
See what works, it may only work 1/8 times. But if u do 8 trips a day, then u might have a new girl for lunch each day of the week.
Let us know what happens.
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
manicmaximum is my new alpha role model because he can crack funny jokesOriginally posted by manicmaximum
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Q. what's the alpha way to take a dump?
A. take up as much space as possible, eyes fixed at lump of crap. in a loud projecting voice grunt to show that dookie who's the boss
i don't think you meant it as a joke beforehandOriginally posted by Agressor
err this thread was a joke and you people took it serious, shows the degree of pathetic questions, by the way that is a clever thinking idea, real simple but very different and funny standing facing towards them, when i read that i actually laughed it was good
I'll have to remember that the next time I take a dump in front of a woman. lolOriginally posted by manicmaximum
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Q. what's the alpha way to take a dump?
A. take up as much space as possible, eyes fixed at lump of crap. in a loud projecting voice grunt to show that dookie who's the boss
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Originally posted by rgeere
People who have to post questions containing the word 'alpha' don't deserve an answer because the question is problematic in itself.
The answer lies in the question itself. For example, only an insecure weiner would even worry and ask questions about what it means to be alpha, and the obvious answer would be to stop being an insecure weiner, meaning that asking questions like "how do I 'alpha' this or that" make you look like an insecure weiner. So, stop looking like an insecure weiner and the problem will fix itself.
Thanks, not like we don't have enough work trying to clear out the crap threads without you making them on purpose. There's a word for what happens to trolls around here...Originally posted by Agressor
err this thread was a joke and you people took it serious