"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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How Big Is Your Wee Wee?

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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speed dawg

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muhhhh D*CK
 

CuddleJunkie

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A big d'ck is sometimes a big problem. When you have 6 inches of girth sex takes a lot of preparation. So don't get too stuck on your size, there are pros and cons to everything.
 

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My wee wee is little!! Like 6 inches!

I tell chicks this upfront too....I'm like if you are looking for a 12 inch you better go to Subway!
 

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Mines 5.6 inches~ or something with about 3.5 girth.

That's not bad considering I'm 5'7 and have some Asian heritage. The only ones who complained were the pump and dumps. But then again their pvssy's were kind of gross to begin with.

I honestly feel like the 'perfect' size would be 6" at 3.8ish" girth.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Bible_Belt

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Only the fattest women and gay dudes want foot-long d!cks. Most women like girth more than length, and most women are not size queens. If you're big to the point of hurting, most girls don't like that.

At the risk of sounding like Hitler, I think the black body evolved to dispel excess heat, and the white body evolved to contain heat. Surface area releases heat. Look at how black women get fat - it's all t!ts and ass. Curves equal surface area, which releases heat. By contrast, when white women get fat, they look like you inflated them with an air hose. They get a keg-on-legs body, with the extra weight carried in the torso. Hair is another clue. Wiry hair that stands up releases heat from the head. Hair that lays down contains heat.

D1ck length is the same thing. An iceman with a foot-long is going to get frostbite of the d!ck and not being able to reproduce.
 

speed dawg

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At the risk of sounding like Hitler, I think the black body evolved to dispel excess heat, and the white body evolved to contain heat. Surface area releases heat. Look at how black women get fat - it's all t!ts and ass. Curves equal surface area, which releases heat. By contrast, when white women get fat, they look like you inflated them with an air hose. They get a keg-on-legs body, with the extra weight carried in the torso. Hair is another clue. Wiry hair that stands up releases heat from the head. Hair that lays down contains heat.

D1ck length is the same thing. An iceman with a foot-long is going to get frostbite of the d!ck and not being able to reproduce.
There is no reason to qualify this, it's truth by science. But of course, yes you will be called racist.

I don't understand why people can't just get comfortable with this reality. The different races illustrate the maximum power of evolution. We can't evolve into another species, but we certainly can adapt to our surroundings.
 

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I thought everyone on ss has a 12 inch ****.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Is there a legit exercise to increase girth?
 
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