"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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How Big Is Your Wee Wee?

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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speed dawg

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muhhhh D*CK
 

CuddleJunkie

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A big d'ck is sometimes a big problem. When you have 6 inches of girth sex takes a lot of preparation. So don't get too stuck on your size, there are pros and cons to everything.
 

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My wee wee is little!! Like 6 inches!

I tell chicks this upfront too....I'm like if you are looking for a 12 inch you better go to Subway!
 

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Mines 5.6 inches~ or something with about 3.5 girth.

That's not bad considering I'm 5'7 and have some Asian heritage. The only ones who complained were the pump and dumps. But then again their pvssy's were kind of gross to begin with.

I honestly feel like the 'perfect' size would be 6" at 3.8ish" girth.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Only the fattest women and gay dudes want foot-long d!cks. Most women like girth more than length, and most women are not size queens. If you're big to the point of hurting, most girls don't like that.

At the risk of sounding like Hitler, I think the black body evolved to dispel excess heat, and the white body evolved to contain heat. Surface area releases heat. Look at how black women get fat - it's all t!ts and ass. Curves equal surface area, which releases heat. By contrast, when white women get fat, they look like you inflated them with an air hose. They get a keg-on-legs body, with the extra weight carried in the torso. Hair is another clue. Wiry hair that stands up releases heat from the head. Hair that lays down contains heat.

D1ck length is the same thing. An iceman with a foot-long is going to get frostbite of the d!ck and not being able to reproduce.
 

speed dawg

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At the risk of sounding like Hitler, I think the black body evolved to dispel excess heat, and the white body evolved to contain heat. Surface area releases heat. Look at how black women get fat - it's all t!ts and ass. Curves equal surface area, which releases heat. By contrast, when white women get fat, they look like you inflated them with an air hose. They get a keg-on-legs body, with the extra weight carried in the torso. Hair is another clue. Wiry hair that stands up releases heat from the head. Hair that lays down contains heat.

D1ck length is the same thing. An iceman with a foot-long is going to get frostbite of the d!ck and not being able to reproduce.
There is no reason to qualify this, it's truth by science. But of course, yes you will be called racist.

I don't understand why people can't just get comfortable with this reality. The different races illustrate the maximum power of evolution. We can't evolve into another species, but we certainly can adapt to our surroundings.
 

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I thought everyone on ss has a 12 inch ****.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Is there a legit exercise to increase girth?
 
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