"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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i am 10inches but i cant get ne bigger...i heard that there are ways to make it bigger by like streching it, i know girls like 13 inches or stuff like that im only 15 but are there ne suggestions on how to get bigger??? seriously?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Aww look at you your so insecure about your size. Mines a 7in. Girls love it, i love it. Ever heard of the phrase "its not about the size, its how you use it"?
 

S-lemond

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no im not inscure i just think have a little more potiental than 10 inches
 

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I am at a nice healthy 17.45 inches.


I can also bench press 947 lbs (for 25 reps), I have a 8.73 second 100m dash time, and I have fathered over 824,234 kids..... that I know of. :rolleyes:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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S-lemond

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um im sorry u you need a microscope to measure bible boy, but um my meter stick doesnt have centermeters on it....
 

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well then, big boy, congrats on having the biggest e-penis on here.:cheer: :cheer:
 

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if we were talking about centimeters i would of made sure you posted, but really how does it feel to piss on balls i know it hard to miss with a 2inch....
 

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I'm sure you do know ... sorry, I couldn't tell you how it feels, haven't had a 2-incher since I was like 3yo, and my memory wasn't that good back then.:crackup:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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6.80 inches....7 on a good day

I just wanted to be the only one telling the truth on this thread :D
 

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not u alexander im not talking bout u man.....im talkin bout bible boy that came on insulting me....but its watever...
 

S-lemond

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bradshaw do i since alittle bit of scarcasm?
 

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Why would your meter stick have inches on it and not centimeters that makes no sence.

but like .1% of the world has a **** over 8.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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LOL at the guys trying to measure their d!cks with a yard stick!!!

That's gotta be awkward.

:crackup: :crackup:


I haven't got a clue... I've never measured and I think this post is extrmely pointless. I'm average, for sure but wouldn't know a definite number. 6 inches would be about right, but who cares. Women never complained.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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