"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i am 10inches but i cant get ne bigger...i heard that there are ways to make it bigger by like streching it, i know girls like 13 inches or stuff like that im only 15 but are there ne suggestions on how to get bigger??? seriously?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Aww look at you your so insecure about your size. Mines a 7in. Girls love it, i love it. Ever heard of the phrase "its not about the size, its how you use it"?
 

S-lemond

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no im not inscure i just think have a little more potiental than 10 inches
 

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I am at a nice healthy 17.45 inches.


I can also bench press 947 lbs (for 25 reps), I have a 8.73 second 100m dash time, and I have fathered over 824,234 kids..... that I know of. :rolleyes:
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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S-lemond

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um im sorry u you need a microscope to measure bible boy, but um my meter stick doesnt have centermeters on it....
 

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well then, big boy, congrats on having the biggest e-penis on here.:cheer: :cheer:
 

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if we were talking about centimeters i would of made sure you posted, but really how does it feel to piss on balls i know it hard to miss with a 2inch....
 

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I'm sure you do know ... sorry, I couldn't tell you how it feels, haven't had a 2-incher since I was like 3yo, and my memory wasn't that good back then.:crackup:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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6.80 inches....7 on a good day

I just wanted to be the only one telling the truth on this thread :D
 

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not u alexander im not talking bout u man.....im talkin bout bible boy that came on insulting me....but its watever...
 

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bradshaw do i since alittle bit of scarcasm?
 

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Why would your meter stick have inches on it and not centimeters that makes no sence.

but like .1% of the world has a **** over 8.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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LOL at the guys trying to measure their d!cks with a yard stick!!!

That's gotta be awkward.

:crackup: :crackup:


I haven't got a clue... I've never measured and I think this post is extrmely pointless. I'm average, for sure but wouldn't know a definite number. 6 inches would be about right, but who cares. Women never complained.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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