how a fat chic picked me up

[Kong]

First of all im dating a very pretty girl, who happened to be away this weekend and i had no intention of hooking up with anybody.

Im probably an average looking guy, not especially attractive but not ugly and in decent shape http://www.thedilly.com/view.user.profile.wtd?id=298772 (some pics). I had never done a fat or ugly chic before in my life.

Well my sister had a party saterday and a bunch of her friends from work came over. I had a few friends over too and we were having an ok time. All my sisters friends were hideous and I ended up in a different part of the house getting really drunk with my friends. Well everyone decided to go to the club and my sister and her friends were all dancing together. I decided id dance for a few minutes and the next thing i know im sandwiched in between 2 whales. I was like ok i wont be mean, and i just let them grind on me. I left the dance floor and they dragged me back on like 5 times and i was like whatever. Well we were leaving for after hours at my place and they dragged me away from my friends begging me to ride with them. Again I was thinking im not going to be rude to my sisters frinds i can just sit there. Well the car is dark and the fat girl in the back is rubbing her hand on my knee. Im thinking i cant see her, it doesnt feel bad, no need to be rude. next thing i know shes rubbing a lot higher if u know what i meen and im thinking, damn this feels REAL good. Fifteen minutes later im doing her in my pool. Twenty minutes after that i feel like pukeing thinking, what/how/why/NOOOO

Now im thinking I bet thats how a few of the pretty, drunk girls that have slept with me have felt lol.

 

[Kineti[C]harm]

I want to seriously b1tchslap you for that attitudeproblem. Fvck that ****, you are not average, you are masculine and handsom. Get that confidence up and you'll have HOT girls flocking to you instead.

 

[Craig Reeves]

It's post like these....that keep me from ever posting on this board....

OK, what use was this thread, hm?

And why do all guys think that unless a girl is a size 4 or less then she's just ugly? *sigh*

 

[squirrels]

He didn't say "greater than size 4," he said "whale", which implies grotesquely obese.

I've almost fooled around with some girls who've had more flesh than I'd like to admit (and I kinda like "thick" girls), but I don't think I've ever hooked up with a "whale."

You know what...in that case, FCUK it, declining politely is not insulting your sister's friends. You should've never gotten in the car, that was your mistake.

Once you were in there, between the liquor and this Big Mac stroking you up, you just did what your balls told you to do. Next time, don't get in the car.

Don't be embarassed, you learned a lesson tonight. But next time, get some self-esteem and learn when to say "NO".

 

[cyrano]

It's post like these....that keep me from ever posting on this board....

Erm... so must have been your evil twin who wrote the other 198 posts then?

And why do all guys think that unless a girl is a size 4 or less then she's just ugly? *sigh*

Not strictly true- a sweeping generalisation of the highest order.

The guy was just recounting a story- no different to another 100 posts on this board. If you wish to start a moral crusade, find someone deserving of your scorn.

Give the guy a break.

Cyrano

 

[Craig Reeves]

Well, for one, I haven't posted on this forum a great deal lately until today.

And as far as that sweeping generalization goes.....you're right, it was - my bad. I almost never make those, btw. I'm just tired I guess.

And if the girl was a whale, I understand, lol. I don't think I'd do a whale either, just like I wouldn't do a stick.