http://www.theonion.com/articles/housewife-charged-in-sexforsecurity-scam,948/
The Onion is always hilarious.
The Onion is always hilarious.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Housewife Charged In Sex-For-Security Scam
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The onion always calls it like it is.
This one is my favourite:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/but-if-we-started-dating-it-would-ruin-our-friends,11473/
This one is my favourite:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/but-if-we-started-dating-it-would-ruin-our-friends,11473/
Both hilarious, but also so true...
The original should be required reading for any guy planning to get married.
The second one should be required reading for any guy who thinks being "friends" first is the way to go.
The original should be required reading for any guy planning to get married.
The second one should be required reading for any guy who thinks being "friends" first is the way to go.
Gold digger for sure, but how can you prosecute this? They were a couple, husband and wife... she knew how to get what she wanted, he got what he wanted. The guy may be pretty dumb or he might not care and have the money to blow.
is this site a joke? am I missing something?
is this site a joke? am I missing something?
eh, the line between real and fake is really blurry here mpimpin.
but i say, if it makes both of em happy, where's the problem?
the reason we do anything is for happiness. we have every interaction with every person, place, or thing in our lives for no purpose other than self satisfaction and making things better for us.
in a weird way, us waking up to the deeper level of all this only LESSENS our prospects of happiness, because given an opportunity to have regular sex and provide for a wife that would otherwise make us happy, we automatically think... "she's probably cheating and just a golddigging ho"
but i say, if it makes both of em happy, where's the problem?
the reason we do anything is for happiness. we have every interaction with every person, place, or thing in our lives for no purpose other than self satisfaction and making things better for us.
in a weird way, us waking up to the deeper level of all this only LESSENS our prospects of happiness, because given an opportunity to have regular sex and provide for a wife that would otherwise make us happy, we automatically think... "she's probably cheating and just a golddigging ho"
(JJ) said:
I agree with you. As long as both parties are mutually happy what's the problem? If I have the cash and find a sexy trophy wife that pleases me sexually dangles off my arms at events and makes me happy and all I have to do is buy her sh!t... seems like a fair trade. The whole concept of "love" and marriage is a setup for disaster. It's a contract and should be treated as such. This is how it was done for hundreds, maybe thousands of years.