"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
slitherjef
Senior Don Juan
Much betterHandyAndy said:
Alba has a rotten personality and rumors suggest that she is infested with herpes! I really wish people would unplug themselves from the matrix and stop patronizing celebrities. It's no wonder they rake in tens of millions of dollar per year.
I see girls everyday who are 10 times hotter then any celebrity.
I see girls everyday who are 10 times hotter then any celebrity.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
splinterkb
Master Don Juan
Anyone find the redheaded model from the Busted Tee's site as gorgeous as I do?
http://www.bustedtees.com/bt/images/BT-fantasybaseball-featured-5011.jpg
http://www.bustedtees.com/bt/images/BT-fantasybaseball-featured-5011.jpg
splinterkb
Master Don Juan
That girl is pretty damn fine.. I agree 100%.Corona said:
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
you know she has the herp right??HandyAndy said:pshhh, dont act like you wouldnt pipe alba...
yeah i heard..Ken785 said:
whatev, shes still ****able...http://a.abcnews.com/images/Nightline/nm_chuck_norris_070704_ms.jpg
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Michele l'Arcangelo
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please, stop making threads. this isn't a freakin teen forum.
:crackup:HandyAndy said:yeah i heard..
http://a.abcnews.com/images/Nightline/nm_chuck_norris_070704_ms.jpg
eh :yawn: sarge first and ask questions later. if you only knew the times that i rolled over in bed andHandyAndy said:pshhh, dont act like you wouldnt pipe alba...
that is why i get more action than a boyscout leader at a children's hospital. you think she has the herp? well after me she would definitely have the herp
http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2007/08/10/jessica_alba_herpes_claim/
this just goes to show you that all of us sports studs bring it. doesn't matter if it was high school or the bigs. being all-distric two years in a row will get you lots. i know because i lived it
.Jeter has also dated Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Justin Timberlake's new girlfriend Jessica Biel.
omg! all these cool people have the herp. cool people = infected
http://www.herpes-coldsores.com/celebrities-with-herpes.html
jesus christ! every american celeb. is a walking v.d. poster. how sweet is this! maybe i got it from someone famous - or maybe not
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Daddy The Pimp
Master Don Juan
Corona said:
Lol :crackup: she looks like shemale . And look at her hairy hands :crackup:
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.