"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Hot people thread :D
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"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
slitherjef
Senior Don Juan
Much betterHandyAndy said:
Alba has a rotten personality and rumors suggest that she is infested with herpes! I really wish people would unplug themselves from the matrix and stop patronizing celebrities. It's no wonder they rake in tens of millions of dollar per year.
I see girls everyday who are 10 times hotter then any celebrity.
I see girls everyday who are 10 times hotter then any celebrity.
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
splinterkb
Master Don Juan
Anyone find the redheaded model from the Busted Tee's site as gorgeous as I do?
http://www.bustedtees.com/bt/images/BT-fantasybaseball-featured-5011.jpg
http://www.bustedtees.com/bt/images/BT-fantasybaseball-featured-5011.jpg
splinterkb
Master Don Juan
That girl is pretty damn fine.. I agree 100%.Corona said:
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
you know she has the herp right??HandyAndy said:pshhh, dont act like you wouldnt pipe alba...
yeah i heard..Ken785 said:
whatev, shes still ****able...http://a.abcnews.com/images/Nightline/nm_chuck_norris_070704_ms.jpg
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Michele l'Arcangelo
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please, stop making threads. this isn't a freakin teen forum.
:crackup:HandyAndy said:yeah i heard..
http://a.abcnews.com/images/Nightline/nm_chuck_norris_070704_ms.jpg
eh :yawn: sarge first and ask questions later. if you only knew the times that i rolled over in bed andHandyAndy said:pshhh, dont act like you wouldnt pipe alba...
that is why i get more action than a boyscout leader at a children's hospital. you think she has the herp? well after me she would definitely have the herp
http://www.boston.com/ae/celebrity/articles/2007/08/10/jessica_alba_herpes_claim/
this just goes to show you that all of us sports studs bring it. doesn't matter if it was high school or the bigs. being all-distric two years in a row will get you lots. i know because i lived it
.Jeter has also dated Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Justin Timberlake's new girlfriend Jessica Biel.
omg! all these cool people have the herp. cool people = infected
http://www.herpes-coldsores.com/celebrities-with-herpes.html
jesus christ! every american celeb. is a walking v.d. poster. how sweet is this! maybe i got it from someone famous - or maybe not
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Daddy The Pimp
Master Don Juan
Corona said:
Lol :crackup: she looks like shemale . And look at her hairy hands :crackup:
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.