"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Straight up lesbian. Not bi - does not like the ****. She said she only has had one boyfriend before and it was in like the 8th grade.

Who has gamed a lesbian here? Any advice?

I was flirting with this dyke in class today and the convo kinda went like this:

HB: You're from [town] ?
me: yah, you are too?
HB: I lived there until 7th grade.
me: That's funny.. I bet you know some people I know.
HB: Do you know Stacie?
me: I know her very well..
HB: What does that mean?
me: It means that I know her very well [with a funny ass smirk]
HB: Did you used to date her or something?
me: Date? No.
HB: What about [like 4 different people]
me: I know them all.. I used to date Melissa, lol.

Can't remember how it transitioned into this:

HB: So, what about your girlfriend?
me: Which one?
HB: ... You have more than one?
me: I have a lot of girlfriends
HB: lol....
me: What about your BOYFRIEND?
HB: I have a girlfriend..
me: lol.. get the **** out of here.
HB: I'm serious..
me: How long have you been dating? (I still didn't buy it at this point)
HB: About a month.
me: That is awesome.. But, you know you would **** me.
HB: laughs
me: When is the last time you had a boyfriend?
HB: like 8th grade..

Just some more bull **** talk the rest of the class.. I couldn't believe this ****.. It is like a gift from god. Finally, a challenge for me. And since we have similar friends on myspace/facebook I looked and she indeed is a dyke.

Anyone have advice who have tried gaming a lesbian in the past?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Ok you can do this but you need to keep it light and playful.. become her "friend" but keep her guessing.. so take her out as a friend adn lagh adn have a good time but make very subtle moves to let her know you want her... she can be had but it will have to be very spontanious...
 

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I have gamed a bi-sexual girl but, not a lesbian. You can use all your Dj techniques in creating attraction. But, I'd say you won't get far. You should just make friends with her. Cause she could have some hot bi-sexual friends you can game!
 

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I have gamed a bi-sexual girl but, not a lesbian. You can use all your Dj techniques in creating attraction. But, I'd say you won't get far. You should just make friends with her. Cause she could have some hot bi-sexual friends you can game!
Yea . Be friend with her . She can also be good wing . I hope she's not going to steal your girls :D .
 

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I have gamed a bi-sexual girl but, not a lesbian. You can use all your Dj techniques in creating attraction. But, I'd say you won't get far. You should just make friends with her. Cause she could have some hot bi-sexual friends you can game!
Yeah, I figured I would most likely end up in the friends zone.

**** being friends with her.. I want to **** her so I can say I ****ed a lesbian.. I may tell her that word for word actually.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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lol....you wanna f.uck her so you can say you f.ucked a lesbian? :rolleyes:

Thats called, "gaming for validation" and is the mark of the AFC.

Waste of time IMO.
 

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lol....you wanna f.uck her so you can say you f.ucked a lesbian? :rolleyes:

Thats called, "gaming for validation" and is the mark of the AFC.

Waste of time IMO.
Yeah, I am an AFC, because I want to f.uck a lesbian.. Wow you're a ****ing idiot.
 

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Yeah, I am an AFC, because I want to f.uck a lesbian.. Wow you're a ****ing idiot.
No, you're an AFC because you boast, and game for validation, rather than posting constructive reports that will help others and gaming for the love of the sex itself, and nothing else.

There's a difference.
 

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Who cares if he boasts? That's like saying Tucker Max is AFC because he fvucks old ladies, midgets, and amputees for fun, and writes about them in his book. And I think we can agree Tucker Max is not AFC.

How about instead of creating your own meanings of the term, you look at the definition? AFC means average frustrated chump. If you have the game to fvuck a lesbian, that's definitely not average, and you're not frustrated! So how's it AFC?
He is a complete tool & AFC. He is frustrated and jealous that I am having success. He has been spewing garbage in all my threads.

He is a clown - no worries.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I've gamed a lesbian. TRUST ME. DON'T TREAD IN THESE SITUATIONS. Birds of the feather flock together. They haven't chose **** for a reason. Most of them have tried it once or twice, and still want to be lesbian. Thinking you are going to be the man that changes the ways they are so set in, is VERY VERY foolish. I am speaking with PERSONAL experience here. Just spare yourself the drama and wait for someone else to cross your path.

It is like a gift from god. Finally, a challenge for me.
No. Not a challenge. A snipe hunt.
 

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For them, fvcking a dude is probably like one of us fvcking a dude. There's absolutely ZERO biological urge to do it, the very thought of it probably disgusts them. Unless she's a fake-lesbian in which case she might be swayed to the d!ck, but chances are that's not the case. Being friends with a lesbian is great though. They're usually fun if they're not real man-haters. :rockon:
 

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WhitePimp said:
For them, fvcking a dude is probably like one of us fvcking a dude. There's absolutely ZERO biological urge to do it, the very thought of it probably disgusts them. Unless she's a fake-lesbian in which case she might be swayed to the d!ck, but chances are that's not the case. Being friends with a lesbian is great though. They're usually fun if they're not real man-haters. :rockon:
^^ this is true since homosexuality is very much a mental disorder that manifests in the for of deviant sexual behaviour.. BUt its one of those illnesses deemed socially and economically acceptable.
 

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^^ this is true since homosexuality is very much a mental disorder that manifests in the for of deviant sexual behaviour.. BUt its one of those illnesses deemed socially and economically acceptable.
Mental disorder? I thought fags were guys with missing chromosomes!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Straight up lesbian. Not bi - does not like the ****. She said she only has had one boyfriend before and it was in like the 8th grade.

Who has gamed a lesbian here? Any advice?

I was flirting with this dyke in class today and the convo kinda went like this:

HB: You're from [town] ?
me: yah, you are too?
HB: I lived there until 7th grade.
me: That's funny.. I bet you know some people I know.
HB: Do you know Stacie?
me: I know her very well..
HB: What does that mean?
me: It means that I know her very well [with a funny ass smirk]
HB: Did you used to date her or something?
me: Date? No.
HB: What about [like 4 different people]
me: I know them all.. I used to date Melissa, lol.

Can't remember how it transitioned into this:

HB: So, what about your girlfriend?
me: Which one?
HB: ... You have more than one?
me: I have a lot of girlfriends
HB: lol....
me: What about your BOYFRIEND?
HB: I have a girlfriend..
me: lol.. get the **** out of here.
HB: I'm serious..
me: How long have you been dating? (I still didn't buy it at this point)
HB: About a month.
me: That is awesome.. But, you know you would **** me.
HB: laughs
me: When is the last time you had a boyfriend?
HB: like 8th grade..

Just some more bull **** talk the rest of the class.. I couldn't believe this ****.. It is like a gift from god. Finally, a challenge for me. And since we have similar friends on myspace/facebook I looked and she indeed is a dyke.

Anyone have advice who have tried gaming a lesbian in the past?
Lesbians, to me personally, are repulsive freaks, like Golem from Lord of the Rings. They are worthless to me, and are generally "manhaters" You will lose out to a woman. They want vagina, not sausage, get used to it.
 
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