"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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taiyuu_otoko

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https://sputniknews.com/europe/201711121059028744-syrian-arrested-germany-pony-rape/

Berlin police have confirmed that a 23-year-old from Syria is facing charges for violating the Animal Welfare Act and "causing a public nuisance through sexual acts." The first charge carries a sentence of up to three years in prison or a fine, while the second carries a sentence of up to one year in prison or a fine.

"My babysitter was at Goerlitzer Park with our son when they witnessed the man carrying out a sexual act on the pony," a woman told the Berliner Morgenpost, adding that her babysitter had informed park staff about the incident but is unwilling to talk about it anymore because it was too traumatizing.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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lizardking82

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Let them have it. They are weak, they let them in the country, let them rape their wives and daughters now, let them even rape their ponnies and let these weak, weak women be "traumatized" of that LOL
 

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I heard that the pony filed rape charges and now the guy is never allowed within 300 feet of any zoo ever again.
 
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