"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Hookup Stories

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Over the summer, I did a program for high schoolers and college students in Europe and basically tried to f*ck everything I could. I did some stuff that really would have been a good idea to not do; I'm honestly shocked and surprised that I didn't get an STD.

I figure everyone has at a few of those really weird/embarrassing/outlandish stories that normally they wouldn't tell anyone about. Part of me wants to brag about my summer, and the other part wants to see what kind of f*cked up stuff the rest of SS has been getting into.

Without further ado:

1. A girl shaved my pubes, and then gave me a hj using the shaving cream as lube (Bad idea, shaving cream dries out reeeaaaally fast)

2. I stuck my d*ck into a girl's bum; I wouldn't really say that I had anal sex since I only got one or two thrusts in before she made me pull out. I got poop and blood on my penis :(

3. The same girl was very reluctant to go down on me, so we compromised and 69'd.

4. Titf*cked a girl

5. A girl queefed just as I was about to go down on her

6. Got a BJ from a girl while her 50+ year old roommate was sleeping right next to us.

7. I did this (NSFW), I don't even know what it's called
http://www.sexinfo101.com/sp_throatswab.shtml

8. A girl blew me while wearing these huge headphones and watching a movie on my laptop (I had the laptop on my belly facing towards her)

9. Tasted my own precum to convince a girl that the taste wasn't that bad

10. Used a plastic bag as a dental dam

11. Was lying down on the bed while getting a HJ, and I accidentally jizzed on my own face.


So yeah...thanks SS I guess? Would not have dreamed of doing any of this if it weren't for you guys. Anyway. I want to hear your stories.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Berlex said:
This one time at band camp...
american pie.....classic
 

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****ed a girl in a movie theatre. I thought it was pretty cool.
 

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- Earned my red wings. (Not necessarily uncommon I guess, but still kind of grossed me out.

- Put it in a girls butt.

- Fingered a girl and then stuck another finger in her but (the shocker) and then advanced to a second finger in the butt which I now called THE SPOCKER.

- Had sex with two girls at the same time.

- A girl also queefed, but it was right after having sex in my car. The funny part is my reaction because all I said was "Did you just fvcking fart?" and embarrassed the hell out of her by accident.

- Was drunk and me and my girlfriend at the time "broken into" (not really because the door was unlocked) a neighbors SUV and had sex in it.

- Had sex with 3 different girls in the same night. (20th birthday)

- Fingered a girl under a blanket right in front of her mom.

..That's about all I can think of right now.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Hahaha, SICK thread! OP, what kind of program was this?
I'm gonna do a summer-school at Harvard, how can I make it awesome?
 
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