Over the summer, I did a program for high schoolers and college students in Europe and basically tried to f*ck everything I could. I did some stuff that really would have been a good idea to not do; I'm honestly shocked and surprised that I didn't get an STD.
I figure everyone has at a few of those really weird/embarrassing/outlandish stories that normally they wouldn't tell anyone about. Part of me wants to brag about my summer, and the other part wants to see what kind of f*cked up stuff the rest of SS has been getting into.
Without further ado:
1. A girl shaved my pubes, and then gave me a hj using the shaving cream as lube (Bad idea, shaving cream dries out reeeaaaally fast)
2. I stuck my d*ck into a girl's bum; I wouldn't really say that I had anal sex since I only got one or two thrusts in before she made me pull out. I got poop and blood on my penis
3. The same girl was very reluctant to go down on me, so we compromised and 69'd.
4. Titf*cked a girl
5. A girl queefed just as I was about to go down on her
6. Got a BJ from a girl while her 50+ year old roommate was sleeping right next to us.
7. I did this (NSFW), I don't even know what it's called
http://www.sexinfo101.com/sp_throatswab.shtml
8. A girl blew me while wearing these huge headphones and watching a movie on my laptop (I had the laptop on my belly facing towards her)
9. Tasted my own precum to convince a girl that the taste wasn't that bad
10. Used a plastic bag as a dental dam
11. Was lying down on the bed while getting a HJ, and I accidentally jizzed on my own face.
So yeah...thanks SS I guess? Would not have dreamed of doing any of this if it weren't for you guys. Anyway. I want to hear your stories.
I figure everyone has at a few of those really weird/embarrassing/outlandish stories that normally they wouldn't tell anyone about. Part of me wants to brag about my summer, and the other part wants to see what kind of f*cked up stuff the rest of SS has been getting into.
Without further ado:
1. A girl shaved my pubes, and then gave me a hj using the shaving cream as lube (Bad idea, shaving cream dries out reeeaaaally fast)
2. I stuck my d*ck into a girl's bum; I wouldn't really say that I had anal sex since I only got one or two thrusts in before she made me pull out. I got poop and blood on my penis
3. The same girl was very reluctant to go down on me, so we compromised and 69'd.
4. Titf*cked a girl
5. A girl queefed just as I was about to go down on her
6. Got a BJ from a girl while her 50+ year old roommate was sleeping right next to us.
7. I did this (NSFW), I don't even know what it's called
http://www.sexinfo101.com/sp_throatswab.shtml
8. A girl blew me while wearing these huge headphones and watching a movie on my laptop (I had the laptop on my belly facing towards her)
9. Tasted my own precum to convince a girl that the taste wasn't that bad
10. Used a plastic bag as a dental dam
11. Was lying down on the bed while getting a HJ, and I accidentally jizzed on my own face.
So yeah...thanks SS I guess? Would not have dreamed of doing any of this if it weren't for you guys. Anyway. I want to hear your stories.
