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Yes, as much as your finger was "into"' her!itishe said:
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
The Shocker
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Dude, wtf? You've been thinking about eye contact and shiat since FEB 14?? Are you going to ask her out or not??
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Take her to KFC - and after you finish eating your chicken say, "It was finger licking good" and then start licking your fingers and begin to moan like a biatch!!!!!!!!itishe said:
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do i have to flick your nutsack. the girl likes you. take her out on a date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
I asked her out to a movie date tonight. She said she had to work till 11 PM so she couldn't. I asked her if she planned on doing anything after, she said she was going to hang out with a friend but probably just go home for the night.
I'm going to see if she wants to do something tomorrow.
Would it be wise to ask her, "say are you afraid of my ex, or am I picking up the wrong signals?" if she turns this date down.
I'm going to see if she wants to do something tomorrow.
Would it be wise to ask her, "say are you afraid of my ex, or am I picking up the wrong signals?" if she turns this date down.
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Don't bother her if she didn't suggest an alternative!!!
You should have said "When do you want to go to KFC? Or to such and such? If she denies you then, forgetaboutit!!!
You should have said "When do you want to go to KFC? Or to such and such? If she denies you then, forgetaboutit!!!
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itishe said:
Seriously you need to read the Bible!! You've got MAJOR one-itis for this chick and now all your time and energy is going to be spent analyzing her moves and motives.
You asked her out she said she had work until 11. If she was REALLY interested she would've suggested another time when she's free. You have to let the storm die down a bit before jumping right back into things. She just apologized to your ex, she's not going to turn right around and hang out with you. You need to give it some time to boil over and then you can go back after her.
Right now you need to focus on other chicks and stop posting about this girl.
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Don't tell him this...I think I have a few more "finger" jokes left in my comedic repertoire!!!!Pimp-sicle said:
Holy **** you guys go so many directions even the CIA would have a hard time tracking this ****.
1. I have a date with a different chick tomorrow, and my ex is still likes me a ton. I don't have one-itis. I have plates going. I could make a post saying, "I have a date with a girl tomorrow" and some jackass would still pop in "OMG duderr, you have like one-itis because you're going on a date. Real men don't goooes on dates we just **** chicks dur"
2. Don't tell me to go for this broad, then tell me not to. Make up your minds if you plan on giving advice. This ***** is giving me "buying signals" as recently as Thursday and now suddenly the iron isn't hot? Either A) you're wrong (which won't be the first time) B) she's just staring at me. If women are this ****ed up count me as going gay.
3. You guys are too much into the black and white scenario. God forbid she be telling the truth about having to work. When I tell girls I'm busy, that's it. I don't suggest another time, I just say, "well hang out some other time" or don't say anything at all.
I asked her to do something tomorrow. If she doesn't bite then I'm not going to try to attempt to set up any more dates. Holy **** people.
Not to get heated, but damn this **** gets annoying. I'm one of the few people on this forum who isn't a KBJ, I actually try to go out with women and I seem to get more flack then the guys sitting behind their computer writing creepy stalk reports about the 2.2 second conversation they had and asking us to analyze it.
1. I have a date with a different chick tomorrow, and my ex is still likes me a ton. I don't have one-itis. I have plates going. I could make a post saying, "I have a date with a girl tomorrow" and some jackass would still pop in "OMG duderr, you have like one-itis because you're going on a date. Real men don't goooes on dates we just **** chicks dur"
2. Don't tell me to go for this broad, then tell me not to. Make up your minds if you plan on giving advice. This ***** is giving me "buying signals" as recently as Thursday and now suddenly the iron isn't hot? Either A) you're wrong (which won't be the first time) B) she's just staring at me. If women are this ****ed up count me as going gay.
3. You guys are too much into the black and white scenario. God forbid she be telling the truth about having to work. When I tell girls I'm busy, that's it. I don't suggest another time, I just say, "well hang out some other time" or don't say anything at all.
I asked her to do something tomorrow. If she doesn't bite then I'm not going to try to attempt to set up any more dates. Holy **** people.
Not to get heated, but damn this **** gets annoying. I'm one of the few people on this forum who isn't a KBJ, I actually try to go out with women and I seem to get more flack then the guys sitting behind their computer writing creepy stalk reports about the 2.2 second conversation they had and asking us to analyze it.
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.