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Yes, as much as your finger was "into"' her!itishe said:
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Hooked up with girl; akward now
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
The Shocker
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Dude, wtf? You've been thinking about eye contact and shiat since FEB 14?? Are you going to ask her out or not??
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Take her to KFC - and after you finish eating your chicken say, "It was finger licking good" and then start licking your fingers and begin to moan like a biatch!!!!!!!!itishe said:
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do i have to flick your nutsack. the girl likes you. take her out on a date
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
I asked her out to a movie date tonight. She said she had to work till 11 PM so she couldn't. I asked her if she planned on doing anything after, she said she was going to hang out with a friend but probably just go home for the night.
I'm going to see if she wants to do something tomorrow.
Would it be wise to ask her, "say are you afraid of my ex, or am I picking up the wrong signals?" if she turns this date down.
I'm going to see if she wants to do something tomorrow.
Would it be wise to ask her, "say are you afraid of my ex, or am I picking up the wrong signals?" if she turns this date down.
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Don't bother her if she didn't suggest an alternative!!!
You should have said "When do you want to go to KFC? Or to such and such? If she denies you then, forgetaboutit!!!
You should have said "When do you want to go to KFC? Or to such and such? If she denies you then, forgetaboutit!!!
Pimp-sicle
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itishe said:
Seriously you need to read the Bible!! You've got MAJOR one-itis for this chick and now all your time and energy is going to be spent analyzing her moves and motives.
You asked her out she said she had work until 11. If she was REALLY interested she would've suggested another time when she's free. You have to let the storm die down a bit before jumping right back into things. She just apologized to your ex, she's not going to turn right around and hang out with you. You need to give it some time to boil over and then you can go back after her.
Right now you need to focus on other chicks and stop posting about this girl.
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Don't tell him this...I think I have a few more "finger" jokes left in my comedic repertoire!!!!Pimp-sicle said:
Holy **** you guys go so many directions even the CIA would have a hard time tracking this ****.
1. I have a date with a different chick tomorrow, and my ex is still likes me a ton. I don't have one-itis. I have plates going. I could make a post saying, "I have a date with a girl tomorrow" and some jackass would still pop in "OMG duderr, you have like one-itis because you're going on a date. Real men don't goooes on dates we just **** chicks dur"
2. Don't tell me to go for this broad, then tell me not to. Make up your minds if you plan on giving advice. This ***** is giving me "buying signals" as recently as Thursday and now suddenly the iron isn't hot? Either A) you're wrong (which won't be the first time) B) she's just staring at me. If women are this ****ed up count me as going gay.
3. You guys are too much into the black and white scenario. God forbid she be telling the truth about having to work. When I tell girls I'm busy, that's it. I don't suggest another time, I just say, "well hang out some other time" or don't say anything at all.
I asked her to do something tomorrow. If she doesn't bite then I'm not going to try to attempt to set up any more dates. Holy **** people.
Not to get heated, but damn this **** gets annoying. I'm one of the few people on this forum who isn't a KBJ, I actually try to go out with women and I seem to get more flack then the guys sitting behind their computer writing creepy stalk reports about the 2.2 second conversation they had and asking us to analyze it.
1. I have a date with a different chick tomorrow, and my ex is still likes me a ton. I don't have one-itis. I have plates going. I could make a post saying, "I have a date with a girl tomorrow" and some jackass would still pop in "OMG duderr, you have like one-itis because you're going on a date. Real men don't goooes on dates we just **** chicks dur"
2. Don't tell me to go for this broad, then tell me not to. Make up your minds if you plan on giving advice. This ***** is giving me "buying signals" as recently as Thursday and now suddenly the iron isn't hot? Either A) you're wrong (which won't be the first time) B) she's just staring at me. If women are this ****ed up count me as going gay.
3. You guys are too much into the black and white scenario. God forbid she be telling the truth about having to work. When I tell girls I'm busy, that's it. I don't suggest another time, I just say, "well hang out some other time" or don't say anything at all.
I asked her to do something tomorrow. If she doesn't bite then I'm not going to try to attempt to set up any more dates. Holy **** people.
Not to get heated, but damn this **** gets annoying. I'm one of the few people on this forum who isn't a KBJ, I actually try to go out with women and I seem to get more flack then the guys sitting behind their computer writing creepy stalk reports about the 2.2 second conversation they had and asking us to analyze it.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.