Hooked up a HB 8 n 9 by being offensive

[unknownDJ]

I think I've found a new method, I didn't think it will work but I was really surprised that it attracted these 2 fine babes. The HB9 hardly talked but she looked interested, I was chatting up the Hb8 hardcore!! around the end i started talking alot of **** cuz i was getting bored with the normal talk. its all good everything was fire.

these 2 chicks were sitting down waiting for the train, i spotted them straight away while i was walking down the stairs, I was very nervous to approach them and told my friend to come with me, but he was more nervous then me, he told me "just go by yourself man, you'll be fine". I was like **** it whatever, it's not like i'm going to see these girls agian if i doesn't work out. While i was walking towards them my mind went blank because i was so nervous which made my thinking pattern all scrambled, didn't know what to think about. Well i sat down next to the HB8 and said

Me: Hey, did you know theres a new game coming out
HB8: huh? really? what game is this?
HB9: (she looked confused)
Me: It's called waiting for the F%$KING train, and I was told that it's going to be a really fun game.
HB8: (laughs) i'm sure it will
HB9: (laughs) ok this is weird
Me: yes this is weird, because I forgot to introduce myself, my name is lukas
HB8: i'm racheal and thats charnelle
Me: cool, nice to meet you racheal and charnelle
HB8/HB9: (giggles)
Me: (confused) ok, i didn't know you girls find your name funny
HB8: don't worry we're just weird, we laugh at anything
Me: (smiles) thats cool, i'm weird to, i guess we have something in common
HB8: (laughs) we should make a club called "THE WEIRDOS"
HB9: (laughs)
Me: (smiles) ok you do that
HB8: I will! (punched me on the arm) and you better join buddy!
Me: ok 1 condition
Hb8: whats that?
Me: I get what i want, by that i mean anything i want you have to give to me.
Hb8: (smiles) and (laughs) ok done deal
Hb9: (she gave me this weird look and smiled)
Me: I guess i'll join your club then (smiles)
hb8: (smiles) ok cool, i'll give you the application form 2morro
Me: (laughs) application form? is that nessessary?
Hb8: yepp, i need your details before u can join
Me: I don't think my details are suitable to your club regulations
Hb8: (laughs) and whys that?
hb9: (laughs)
Me: you don't want to know
Hb8: tell me!
Me: how about no
hb8: how about yes
Me: hows life?
hb8: (laughs) f**k you, you're unbelieveable
hb9: (laughs)
Me: (smiles) believe me
hb8: what? (laughs)
Me: yeh i know how you feel
hb8: (laughs) what are u talking about?
Me: not getting what u want
hb9: (looks shocked) and (laughs)
hb8: I do get what i want, you're just being a jerk (smiles)
Me: (laughs) ok then, you summed that up well
hb8: (laughs) stop it
Me: what? i haven't started yet
hb9: (laughs)
hb8: (laughs) you're hilarious
Me: (nods, smiles)

conversation paused for like 30sec, cuz she turned to her friend and started whispering to her.

hb8: so what have u got planned for the weekends?
Me: I might hit the clubs with a group of friends
hb8: well if you're not doing anything, theres this party on saturday, you can come if you want
Me: cool, i'll think about it
hb8: (smiles) k
hb9: (leans over) lukas u better come (smiles)
Me: (laughs) whoah she can talk
Hb9: (laughs) shut up!
Hb8: (laughs) she's a shy 1
Me: obviously (laughs)
Me: you know what they say about shy girls
hb9: (laughs) and whats that?
hb8: (laughs)
Me: I don't want to spoil it
hb8: (laughs)
hb9: (laughs)
hb8: we should hang out, you're a trip out
Me: I'm the 1 that your mother says stay away from
hb8: (laughs) and whys that?
Me: well, if you bend down around me i'll be peeping down your shirt
Hb9: (laughs) you're (she didn't get to finish her sentence)
hb8: (laughs) oh my gosh! (laughs) atleast your being honest
hb8: you're crazy did u know that?
Me: yep, crazy thats the way i am
Me: and you know what
hb8: whats that?
Me: If your friends with me, theres a chance i'll be sniffing your panties, i'm sorry blame genetics baby (smiles)
hb9: (looks shocked and laughs) this guy is outta this world
hb8: (laughs) so is this how guys mind work?
Me: (laughs) nah, only mine, thats the way i was made to get down.
hb8: (laughs) your nuts dude!!
Me: Racheal I just say what i want to say, thats what i'm about, i don't care what ppl think about me. If they get offended **** them big deal.
hb8: hey its cool man, i know where u coming from, i've never encountered someone like u before, and yeh it is a shock, but in a good way (smiles)
Me: what can i say, It's all good then
hb9: (laughs)
hb8: (laughs) yer its all good
Hb8: will you be catching this train
Me: what this side?
hb8: yeh
Me: nah, mines on the other side
hb8: ok cool, so you're from the southside area
Me: yep, your smart
hb8: (laughs) i know
Me: hey my train will be coming in like 2 mins so betta wait on my side, well nice to meet u girls i had fun
hb8: ok lukas, it was fun chatting with you
hb9: cya lukas
hb8: do u have a fone with u?
Me: yeh?
hb8: pass it over here
Me: are u going to drop it?
hb8: (laughs) no, give me
Me: (passed the my fone to her)
hb8: (she added her number in my fone and she added my number on her fone)
Me: allright cool, cya girls around (smiles)
hb8/9: bye lukas

like 10mins later when i was in the train, she gave me a text saying "lukas you're a hottie, give me a call tonight babe"

i'm not going to call her, but i hope she calls me on saturday so she can give the details on the party.

unknownDJ..............

 

[Swoop]

That's was sweet bro. Sounds like those two girls will be fighting over you.

This is the type of field report I like to read. Excellent details.

 

[syemour]

kudos

good **** man....you sound like a young syemour. trust me...your gonna do just fine.

 

[DaKidS3]

Hmmm...noob, and he remembers all that? Fishy.

But, good job, if its real.

 

[unknownDJ]

Its not that hard to remember convos when you pay attention to what u say and what they say, and their reactions to what u say to them, jus be focused and keep on analyzing. I remember most of it, probaly missing 2mins of the convo.

 

[backbreaker]

actually... a pretty good pickup... great job.

I honestly think you could have ****ed one of them, probably either one if you would have been thinking abou t it.. they were feeling you.

 

[addidasss]

unknown, you're slick. how on earth did you come up with all the things to say that make them laugh? i would enjoy with someone with such humorous conversation. man! you're cool!

 

[Dr Box]

Nice Dude, Way to go.

 

[Nighthawk]

Excellent. Sometimes everything goes beautifully.

 

[The Bad Ass Canadian]

I get into a flow on some days that sounds just about like what you just did with those girls.... Some days you just don't give a fvck and it really does work, if you come off as fun but also shocking.

That was some real nice work, man...... That's what C&F is all about.

 

[C00L]

yo how do u remember every word said

 

[backbreaker]

Originally posted by C00L
yo how do u remember every word said

that's a damn good point, unless he had a tape recorder with him at the time

 

[A-Unit]

Re:

I'll give props for the actual approach and the benefit of the doubt that it's not a dupe of a post.

And that there were 2 girls, not just 1.

Some things that were fishy...is that any girl who's ok with a guy "sniffing her panties'" might be repulsed if she doesn't know him. [Glad it worked, hope this isn't a bogus post].

Take the battle badge and put in on your chest.

Seems like they could be young (my 8 year old cousin has a cell phone). And I met 2 easy hoes before the appeared good-looking and were white trash.

Nice job if it wasn't bogus.



A-Unit

 

[Sp1kez]

Sniff her panties??? WTF....surprised they didn't get freaked out and walked away...

 

[Joe The Homophobe]

Originally posted by DaKidS3
Hmmm...noob, and he remembers all that? Fishy.

But, good job, if its real.

that story is too long I bet it is fake, if it is real I bet 50% is fake he can't possibly remember all that.

 

[Jukeboxhero]

I don't know if this is real or not but the first half does seem to have some decent ideas of how to behave or at least something interesting to try sometime.

Anyways, if this is REAL sounds like your doing awesome man! Keep up the good work and looking forward to hearing more Fr's from you. Let us know what happens at the party.

 

[Charm Artist]

Hahaha beautiful

 

[REDUCE523]

Wow a bunch a haters on this forum. Sh!t I remember conversations from a year ago.

 

[TITANIUM_HeaRT]

Originally posted by unknownDJ
I think I've found a new method, I didn't think it will work but I was really surprised that it attracted these 2 fine babes. The HB9 hardly talked but she looked interested, I was chatting up the Hb8 hardcore!! around the end i started talking alot of **** cuz i was getting bored with the normal talk. its all good everything was fire.

these 2 chicks were sitting down waiting for the train, i spotted them straight away while i was walking down the stairs, I was very nervous to approach them and told my friend to come with me, but he was more nervous then me, he told me "just go by yourself man, you'll be fine". I was like **** it whatever, it's not like i'm going to see these girls agian if i doesn't work out. While i was walking towards them my mind went blank because i was so nervous which made my thinking pattern all scrambled, didn't know what to think about. Well i sat down next to the HB8 and said

Me: Hey, did you know theres a new game coming out
HB8: huh? really? what game is this?
HB9: (she looked confused)
Me: It's called waiting for the F%$KING train, and I was told that it's going to be a really fun game.
HB8: (laughs) i'm sure it will
HB9: (laughs) ok this is weird
Me: yes this is weird, because I forgot to introduce myself, my name is lukas
HB8: i'm racheal and thats charnelle
Me: cool, nice to meet you racheal and charnelle
HB8/HB9: (giggles)
Me: (confused) ok, i didn't know you girls find your name funny
HB8: don't worry we're just weird, we laugh at anything
Me: (smiles) thats cool, i'm weird to, i guess we have something in common
HB8: (laughs) we should make a club called "THE WEIRDOS"
HB9: (laughs)
Me: (smiles) ok you do that
HB8: I will! (punched me on the arm) and you better join buddy!
Me: ok 1 condition
Hb8: whats that?
Me: I get what i want, by that i mean anything i want you have to give to me.
Hb8: (smiles) and (laughs) ok done deal
Hb9: (she gave me this weird look and smiled)
Me: I guess i'll join your club then (smiles)
hb8: (smiles) ok cool, i'll give you the application form 2morro
Me: (laughs) application form? is that nessessary?
Hb8: yepp, i need your details before u can join
Me: I don't think my details are suitable to your club regulations
Hb8: (laughs) and whys that?
hb9: (laughs)
Me: you don't want to know
Hb8: tell me!
Me: how about no
hb8: how about yes
Me: hows life?
hb8: (laughs) f**k you, you're unbelieveable
hb9: (laughs)
Me: (smiles) believe me
hb8: what? (laughs)
Me: yeh i know how you feel
hb8: (laughs) what are u talking about?
Me: not getting what u want
hb9: (looks shocked) and (laughs)
hb8: I do get what i want, you're just being a jerk (smiles)
Me: (laughs) ok then, you summed that up well
hb8: (laughs) stop it
Me: what? i haven't started yet
hb9: (laughs)
hb8: (laughs) you're hilarious
Me: (nods, smiles)

conversation paused for like 30sec, cuz she turned to her friend and started whispering to her.

hb8: so what have u got planned for the weekends?
Me: I might hit the clubs with a group of friends
hb8: well if you're not doing anything, theres this party on saturday, you can come if you want
Me: cool, i'll think about it
hb8: (smiles) k
hb9: (leans over) lukas u better come (smiles)
Me: (laughs) whoah she can talk
Hb9: (laughs) shut up!
Hb8: (laughs) she's a shy 1
Me: obviously (laughs)
Me: you know what they say about shy girls
hb9: (laughs) and whats that?
hb8: (laughs)
Me: I don't want to spoil it
hb8: (laughs)
hb9: (laughs)
hb8: we should hang out, you're a trip out
Me: I'm the 1 that your mother says stay away from
hb8: (laughs) and whys that?
Me: well, if you bend down around me i'll be peeping down your shirt
Hb9: (laughs) you're (she didn't get to finish her sentence)
hb8: (laughs) oh my gosh! (laughs) atleast your being honest
hb8: you're crazy did u know that?
Me: yep, crazy thats the way i am
Me: and you know what
hb8: whats that?
Me: If your friends with me, theres a chance i'll be sniffing your panties, i'm sorry blame genetics baby (smiles)
hb9: (looks shocked and laughs) this guy is outta this world
hb8: (laughs) so is this how guys mind work?
Me: (laughs) nah, only mine, thats the way i was made to get down.
hb8: (laughs) your nuts dude!!
Me: Racheal I just say what i want to say, thats what i'm about, i don't care what ppl think about me. If they get offended **** them big deal.
hb8: hey its cool man, i know where u coming from, i've never encountered someone like u before, and yeh it is a shock, but in a good way (smiles)
Me: what can i say, It's all good then
hb9: (laughs)
hb8: (laughs) yer its all good
Hb8: will you be catching this train
Me: what this side?
hb8: yeh
Me: nah, mines on the other side
hb8: ok cool, so you're from the southside area
Me: yep, your smart
hb8: (laughs) i know
Me: hey my train will be coming in like 2 mins so betta wait on my side, well nice to meet u girls i had fun
hb8: ok lukas, it was fun chatting with you
hb9: cya lukas
hb8: do u have a fone with u?
Me: yeh?
hb8: pass it over here
Me: are u going to drop it?
hb8: (laughs) no, give me
Me: (passed the my fone to her)
hb8: (she added her number in my fone and she added my number on her fone)
Me: allright cool, cya girls around (smiles)
hb8/9: bye lukas

like 10mins later when i was in the train, she gave me a text saying "lukas you're a hottie, give me a call tonight babe"

i'm not going to call her, but i hope she calls me on saturday so she can give the details on the party.

unknownDJ..............

now do this 10 000 times and then write a book, youll outsell the metro fag "strauss - whats his name"

 

[TITANIUM_HeaRT]

Originally posted by Sp1kez
Sniff her panties??? WTF....surprised they didn't get freaked out and walked away...

And thats why you'll never understand the DJ way.