aftershock
Master Don Juan
I thought it was perfect, apart from the sniffing panties line. I think that was too much too soon and could have got you slapped. Still, it's a pretty much a perfect approach.
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Hooked up a HB 8 n 9 by being offensive
- Thread starter unknownDJ
- Start date
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
yeh i have to agree, that panties line is very unpleasent, but i didn't care at the time. I said that to warn them not to be friends with me, because my purpose is to have a relationship with 1 of em. I don't think the girls realized the reasoning behind that line, but u know what? I couldn't care any less.
bbestar
Banned
Re: Re: Hooked up a HB 8 n 9 by being offensive
your mission : Mr unknownDJ.. if u choose to accept..
damn right lol...
your mission : Mr unknownDJ.. if u choose to accept..
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Boner da Stoner
Master Don Juan
unknown:blah blah blah 100% ****y + funny
everybody else: OMGZ WOWEEE!! ()ROFLCOPTERS
nice FR, good use of the CF, next time no panty sniffing, thats gnarly and not good for society
but at least your honest
everybody else: OMGZ WOWEEE!! (
)ROFLCOPTERSnice FR, good use of the CF, next time no panty sniffing, thats gnarly and not good for society
but at least your honest