"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Honey + Milk

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You have no idea how good this stuff is. 3 minutes ago, I was barking like a dog, due to dog flu, my glands were sore from coughing. I put some honey into glass of milk, and drank it, and I feel better, a lot better! I am already sick for 3 days, I'm drinking antibiotics, anticaugh, antitemperature, eating lemon for three days already, none of that has helped me like this glass of milk with honey. Antibiotics did some good with muscle pain though, other than that, I was suffering very bad from coughing, my insides come out when I cough. Go milk!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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If its a bacterial infection stay away from dairy products like milk.
 

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Antibiotics did their job too, but I didn't see it for 2 days. I drank honey and milk yesterday evening, now this morning my glands look smaller, I don't bark like a dog anymore. I would say wrong, honey and milk is an old relieve when you have glands hurting, as long as milk is not cold.
 

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Warm milk is also very good with maple syrup. Microwave for 30 sec to 1 min. Try it!
 

speed dawg

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Warm milk sounds disgusting to me.

I have a terrible cold right now too, I might try honey and warm water or something.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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I know it tastes delicious, but that is probably the strongest laxative you will ever have. When I was 13, I was drinking a lot of milk, like almost a gallon a day no joke (and it pissed my dad off to no end haha), and I tried it with honey one day. Delicious. However, it gave me insane intestinal issues when i drank a lot, and suddenly I became lactose intolerant. Because of that. One day of drinking milk and honey messed up the rest of my life of being able to drink milk. It's like I had so much that my body began rejecting it. It's happened with other foods before too, where I suddenly become allergic to them if I have too much of it for prolonged periods of time. Not deathly, but like I get rashes and itchiness and stuff.
 

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That's nice. I have heard that honey does wonders, and it is very powerful.
 

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Hemp milk + honey in my daily pre-workout shake has been my jam lately. :up:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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