"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Honey + Milk

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You have no idea how good this stuff is. 3 minutes ago, I was barking like a dog, due to dog flu, my glands were sore from coughing. I put some honey into glass of milk, and drank it, and I feel better, a lot better! I am already sick for 3 days, I'm drinking antibiotics, anticaugh, antitemperature, eating lemon for three days already, none of that has helped me like this glass of milk with honey. Antibiotics did some good with muscle pain though, other than that, I was suffering very bad from coughing, my insides come out when I cough. Go milk!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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If its a bacterial infection stay away from dairy products like milk.
 

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Antibiotics did their job too, but I didn't see it for 2 days. I drank honey and milk yesterday evening, now this morning my glands look smaller, I don't bark like a dog anymore. I would say wrong, honey and milk is an old relieve when you have glands hurting, as long as milk is not cold.
 

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Warm milk is also very good with maple syrup. Microwave for 30 sec to 1 min. Try it!
 

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Warm milk sounds disgusting to me.

I have a terrible cold right now too, I might try honey and warm water or something.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I know it tastes delicious, but that is probably the strongest laxative you will ever have. When I was 13, I was drinking a lot of milk, like almost a gallon a day no joke (and it pissed my dad off to no end haha), and I tried it with honey one day. Delicious. However, it gave me insane intestinal issues when i drank a lot, and suddenly I became lactose intolerant. Because of that. One day of drinking milk and honey messed up the rest of my life of being able to drink milk. It's like I had so much that my body began rejecting it. It's happened with other foods before too, where I suddenly become allergic to them if I have too much of it for prolonged periods of time. Not deathly, but like I get rashes and itchiness and stuff.
 

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That's nice. I have heard that honey does wonders, and it is very powerful.
 

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Hemp milk + honey in my daily pre-workout shake has been my jam lately. :up:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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