"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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holy shyt! need quick advice!

Spade

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Waddup guys, i need some fast advice.

Im in grade 11 and proms 2 days away, the tickets are a 100 bucks, n ther are definately gonna be after parties.

I dnt know if i shud go to prom, n then go to the after parties with the ppl there.

or...

If i shud jsut go to the after parties, which is gonna be harder to get in wen ur not goin with a group.

I definately wanna party that night, but im just not sure which way to go.

And i also dnt know wat to wear to the after parties if im not goin to prom, im assuming evrybodies weraing suits...ill be da only one wearin casul clothing.

So... help me out here.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Kidd

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You are only a junior, so why are you even worried about prom? Save the 100bucks and just hit up the afterparties. If you don't know of any, ask people that you know will be going or the people that will be throwing them.
 

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Spade said:
I dnt know if i shud go to prom, n then go to the after parties with the ppl there.

or...

If i shud jsut go to the after parties, which is gonna be harder to get in wen ur not goin with a group.
Go to the prom and to the after party. At my school formals (grade 10 and 12), the only people who didn't turn up were the socially awkward ones. Doesn't matter if that describes you, it's a fun time. Forget about bringing a girl, just go and hang out with your friends. It's $100, but you only get one grade 11 prom (I hope.)

And i also dnt know wat to wear to the after parties if im not goin to prom, im assuming evrybodies weraing suits...ill be da only one wearin casul clothing.
Quite a few people get changed between the prom and the parties. Remember to wear a suit/tux at the formal though. Stand out as much as you can.
 

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Try wearing a cravat instead of tie with your suit. When tied correctly it looks amazingly elegant and wonderful. A black suit with a white /off-white shirt and a purple/dark blue cravat looks simply ravisihing. Wear formal shoes though.
 

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I went to my prom yesterday.

Do I regret it?

Not a flopping chance. I'd give up a limo full of HB10's for that.

It's just that fun.

And you don't need a suit a tie. My friend came to prom dressed in a Halloween pimp suit. Don't do that, but you get the idea, suit&tie is FUN, but not necesarry. Just dress sharp and clean. Steal one of your dads tie's or shirts, if possible/necesarry.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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ZenGodMod

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Aaaah the good old days of prom! Fun Fun fun fun! Just for extra fun, I'd sneak in for free, who wants to waste 100.
 

Spade

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guys im not gonna miss it ive got next year aswell lol
 
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