"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Holy crap, women are lying/devious scumbags at times.

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and by at times, I mean some are just really freaking bad, I just had a hilarious experience with one, after calling her out on something she did she immediately turned around and accused me of being childish and immature.

Well, she's off of my list, no one treats me with that much disrespect, but her attitude was downright foul and rotten, very unladylike.
"You have trust issues etc etc"
Oh, I have trust issues for pointing out something that was very obviously true? Jeez.

End of rant.
 
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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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All they are is emotional. Not an ounce of logic. They want YOU to make all the decisions. They can't. If you wanna push a woman you do not like away, just complain to them about your "problems." Heck, even if your Mom hears her son complain, she'll hate him for it, deep down inside. Show weakness and a woman will run for the hills. They want Strong 1st, then "they think they want" "sensitive" man 2nd. They always need strength first though, so fvck sensitivity. You should've lit into her. When in doubt, Light the Fvck in to women, without explanation, make em fvckin cry. Sure there'll be white knights to try n' come and kick yo as5 if you yell at em, make em cry, but you gotta show strength and if that means whippin a mvtherfvcker's as5 for tryin to whip your as5 for yelling at some random b!tch (not your wife, not your girlfriend) then so be it, be strong and beat the fvcker for coming after you over a hoe. Strong first, MAYbe sensitive second on down the line, but definitely way after you've already fvcked her 8 or 9 times.
 
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BeginningDJ said:
I thought the Newports flew out of her purse, kinda like Halo 2.
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:up: :crackup:

"that's that flatbush sh!t!"

"biyaches get your act together...niggas out here is snuffing everything!"
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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A chick told me she couldnt get together because she had classwork to do, but she wanted to reschedule. We finally got together a week or so later.

Hb: sorry i couldnt make it the first time you asked me out, i was so sick!
Me: i thought you said you had work to do
Hb: oh umm
Me: ha. Liar

she apologized about 10 times, but after that sh1t i never called her again.
 
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