"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Holy crap! I found ( . ) ( . ) picture and full name on the net!

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Flash the SS t1tty signal! I did some extensive Don Juan investigative research on the net based off ( . ) ( . ) limp wristed typing style and I found the woah-"man" himself! Bejesus!

Apparently ( . ) ( . ) real name is Guo Feng. He's 53 and lives in China. Possibly LiveFreeX's wife?

See below:

A CHINESE farmer has the world’s biggest set of MAN BOOBS, say doctors.
Busty Guo Feng, 53, is desperately seeking a solution to his massive moobs as they get in the way of his manual work.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2908674/Doctors-baffled-by-huge-moobs.html

:crackup::cheer::crackup::cheer::crackup::cheer: :crackup::cheer: :crackup::cheer:
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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SamTheHobit

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They probs gonna ban you for this kinda post.
 

Peaks&Valleys

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Those are a nice set of moobs though. Except the nipples are kind of pointed in the wrong direction.

But yeah, you trying to get banned HN? It's seemed that way for a while now.
 
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Dgwizdal

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You're better than that. Start acting like it HN.
 

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What a retarded post.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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This forum just gets better and better dont it? smh. Though I wouldnt be surprised if OP was onto something lol
SamTheHobit said:
They probs gonna ban you for this kinda post.
Doubtful. The outright trolling and flaming that is allowed here makes me doubt any ban will be forthcoming. I mean, the subject of the thread himself is allowed to get away with quite a bit. This thread isnt any worse than what people usually say here.
 

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I'm starting to wonder why HN is even on this site. This is trolling at its worst.
 

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I think the OP posted thus as a joke. It's pretty funny assuming that's not the real Tits.
 
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