"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Holy crap! I found ( . ) ( . ) picture and full name on the net!

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Flash the SS t1tty signal! I did some extensive Don Juan investigative research on the net based off ( . ) ( . ) limp wristed typing style and I found the woah-"man" himself! Bejesus!

Apparently ( . ) ( . ) real name is Guo Feng. He's 53 and lives in China. Possibly LiveFreeX's wife?

See below:

A CHINESE farmer has the world’s biggest set of MAN BOOBS, say doctors.
Busty Guo Feng, 53, is desperately seeking a solution to his massive moobs as they get in the way of his manual work.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2908674/Doctors-baffled-by-huge-moobs.html

:crackup::cheer::crackup::cheer::crackup::cheer: :crackup::cheer: :crackup::cheer:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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SamTheHobit

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They probs gonna ban you for this kinda post.
 

Peaks&Valleys

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Those are a nice set of moobs though. Except the nipples are kind of pointed in the wrong direction.

But yeah, you trying to get banned HN? It's seemed that way for a while now.
 
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Dgwizdal

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You're better than that. Start acting like it HN.
 

El Payaso

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What a retarded post.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Jaylan

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This forum just gets better and better dont it? smh. Though I wouldnt be surprised if OP was onto something lol
SamTheHobit said:
They probs gonna ban you for this kinda post.
Doubtful. The outright trolling and flaming that is allowed here makes me doubt any ban will be forthcoming. I mean, the subject of the thread himself is allowed to get away with quite a bit. This thread isnt any worse than what people usually say here.
 

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I'm starting to wonder why HN is even on this site. This is trolling at its worst.
 

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I think the OP posted thus as a joke. It's pretty funny assuming that's not the real Tits.
 
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