"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Hoes these days smh

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well i was over at a friends house and he has a little 10 year old sister and she had to over her friends over so we were leaving to go to sonic wen i hear one of his sisters friends say "can u get me an ocean water? okay thanks" she jus responded without even giving us the chance to yell no slam the door, reminds me of some of the popular b!tches at must be a trait of the suburban white female, anyway later on they were all outside playin and my friend locks all the doors they go ring the doorbell for 25 mins and then he lets them in and one of those little hoes comes in to the living room and tries to b!tch at us! THE FVCK IS WRONG WITH THESE HOES! first off b!tch mind ur own damn business an go play barby or whatever the fvck it is u do, second how u gon come in b!tchin at a man in his own damn house, i feel sorry for whatever kid has to put up with that in the future
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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She did alright for you cvnt mouthed short d1cked hoes. What you got there boy, ADD, case of moron, what?
 
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i got a case of mind ur own damn business i only started this thread to have a friendly conversation now wont u run along somewhere before u get 9 inches of limp**** to the side of the face
 
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Michele l'Arcangelo

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While reading his name coming into this post, I KNEW he would suck at grammar and punctuation. I was right.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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You should have put that girl in her place. Why didn't you just tell her: If you're gonna ask me a favor don't be a ***** you understand?

You act all tough but you are obviously not. It was pretty weak of you BOTH to close her outside (HIS SISTER!) and she was rining the bell for 25 minutes!! Don't you have an heart? Who told you that acting "gangsta" is cool?

You got to stop acting all mean and ****y and start acting more like a real man! You even replied to Drdeee in a way that obviously shows that you have got no idea what you are doing. Do you do drugs? You are acting so fake!! Your attitude is disgusting! You are loosing it.

Your signature:
"u aint got to tell me im tha shyt cuz i kno it" - Plies
WHAT?!
 
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Jake_tha_Boss

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on the lock out thing, that was his idea i was in the basement and i hear someone bangin on the window, i asked what was up he told me and i continued to not give a fvck as always, and my signature is what i live and do i do drugs? interesting question
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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It's threads like these that make BigJimbo look like a genius when he talks about America.
 
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