"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Hoes these days smh

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Jake_tha_Boss

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well i was over at a friends house and he has a little 10 year old sister and she had to over her friends over so we were leaving to go to sonic wen i hear one of his sisters friends say "can u get me an ocean water? okay thanks" she jus responded without even giving us the chance to yell no slam the door, reminds me of some of the popular b!tches at must be a trait of the suburban white female, anyway later on they were all outside playin and my friend locks all the doors they go ring the doorbell for 25 mins and then he lets them in and one of those little hoes comes in to the living room and tries to b!tch at us! THE FVCK IS WRONG WITH THESE HOES! first off b!tch mind ur own damn business an go play barby or whatever the fvck it is u do, second how u gon come in b!tchin at a man in his own damn house, i feel sorry for whatever kid has to put up with that in the future
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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She did alright for you cvnt mouthed short d1cked hoes. What you got there boy, ADD, case of moron, what?
 
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Jake_tha_Boss

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i got a case of mind ur own damn business i only started this thread to have a friendly conversation now wont u run along somewhere before u get 9 inches of limp**** to the side of the face
 
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While reading his name coming into this post, I KNEW he would suck at grammar and punctuation. I was right.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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You should have put that girl in her place. Why didn't you just tell her: If you're gonna ask me a favor don't be a ***** you understand?

You act all tough but you are obviously not. It was pretty weak of you BOTH to close her outside (HIS SISTER!) and she was rining the bell for 25 minutes!! Don't you have an heart? Who told you that acting "gangsta" is cool?

You got to stop acting all mean and ****y and start acting more like a real man! You even replied to Drdeee in a way that obviously shows that you have got no idea what you are doing. Do you do drugs? You are acting so fake!! Your attitude is disgusting! You are loosing it.

Your signature:
"u aint got to tell me im tha shyt cuz i kno it" - Plies
WHAT?!
 
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on the lock out thing, that was his idea i was in the basement and i hear someone bangin on the window, i asked what was up he told me and i continued to not give a fvck as always, and my signature is what i live and do i do drugs? interesting question
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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It's threads like these that make BigJimbo look like a genius when he talks about America.
 
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