"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Hoes these days smh

Jake_tha_Boss

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well i was over at a friends house and he has a little 10 year old sister and she had to over her friends over so we were leaving to go to sonic wen i hear one of his sisters friends say "can u get me an ocean water? okay thanks" she jus responded without even giving us the chance to yell no slam the door, reminds me of some of the popular b!tches at must be a trait of the suburban white female, anyway later on they were all outside playin and my friend locks all the doors they go ring the doorbell for 25 mins and then he lets them in and one of those little hoes comes in to the living room and tries to b!tch at us! THE FVCK IS WRONG WITH THESE HOES! first off b!tch mind ur own damn business an go play barby or whatever the fvck it is u do, second how u gon come in b!tchin at a man in his own damn house, i feel sorry for whatever kid has to put up with that in the future
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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She did alright for you cvnt mouthed short d1cked hoes. What you got there boy, ADD, case of moron, what?
 

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i got a case of mind ur own damn business i only started this thread to have a friendly conversation now wont u run along somewhere before u get 9 inches of limp**** to the side of the face
 

Michele l'Arcangelo

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While reading his name coming into this post, I KNEW he would suck at grammar and punctuation. I was right.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Groovy

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You should have put that girl in her place. Why didn't you just tell her: If you're gonna ask me a favor don't be a ***** you understand?

You act all tough but you are obviously not. It was pretty weak of you BOTH to close her outside (HIS SISTER!) and she was rining the bell for 25 minutes!! Don't you have an heart? Who told you that acting "gangsta" is cool?

You got to stop acting all mean and ****y and start acting more like a real man! You even replied to Drdeee in a way that obviously shows that you have got no idea what you are doing. Do you do drugs? You are acting so fake!! Your attitude is disgusting! You are loosing it.

Your signature:
"u aint got to tell me im tha shyt cuz i kno it" - Plies
WHAT?!
 

Jake_tha_Boss

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on the lock out thing, that was his idea i was in the basement and i hear someone bangin on the window, i asked what was up he told me and i continued to not give a fvck as always, and my signature is what i live and do i do drugs? interesting question
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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It's threads like these that make BigJimbo look like a genius when he talks about America.
 
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