"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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hoes luv me!

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man aight i got too many hoes luving my big black d*ck,i get soo much puzzy i don't know what do wit ;) Aight and dis one hoe is a gold digger she trying to get my cash,but since i'm a pimp,she is the one giving me cash,aight if any of u losers,lolz need a hoe,i got some numbers i can give u f@ggots,i got too many hoes i'm young,rich,black, and yes i luv sex,holla cha boy!

http://www.myspace.com/brazy_boi visit my page,see why i'm da sexiest nicca plus i need hits,and i got nice rims!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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ur ride is weak

I got a Jetta with subs that pound so hard, they devirginized your mother right before I did.

WHOS YO DADDY?
 
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it's people like this guy that makes me laugh

Hahahaha man this guy is pure comedy.

I respect the fact that you got an unbeatable confidence in you, but seriously, drop this whole "50 cent I mack all the hoes" garbage dude.

These "hoes"...are you counting your fingers and toes that made you go Ha-Ha? Because the # of times you banged your sister and mom doesn't count.
 
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Three words "muh nicca": "Quality over quantity."

PS: Your myspace is wicked lame... No offense...
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Originally posted by mcpimp
man aight i got too many hoes luving my big black d*ck,i get soo much puzzy i don't know what do wit ;) Aight and dis one hoe is a gold digger she trying to get my cash,but since i'm a pimp,she is the one giving me cash,aight if any of u losers,lolz need a hoe,i got some numbers i can give u f@ggots,i got too many hoes i'm young,rich,black, and yes i luv sex,holla cha boy!

http://www.myspace.com/brazy_boi visit my page,see why i'm da sexiest nicca plus i need hits,and i got nice rims!
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Originally posted by AC/DC
ur ride is weak

I got a Jetta with subs that pound so hard, they devirginized your mother right before I did.

WHOS YO DADDY?
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BATTLE OF THE LAME ASSES! looks like ACDC wins
 
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wtf is wrong with this guy. I'm a model, and i only had few girls before i started to improve myself by reading DeAngelo, Jeffries and others. PRETTY FACE MEANS NOTHING.
(check me out at www.myspace.com/sagliani )

And actually he's not handsome at all!
 
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Good looks will only get you in the door, thats about it, they wont keep you their.
 
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Re: Re: hoes luv me!

Originally posted by Porky
BATTLE OF THE LAME ASSES! looks like ACDC wins
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I always win! :D

I'm too hardco gangsta
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Good grief mate, half the chicks on your page are way too fat.....And those granny picks way too far down definately don't count towards your hoe-count.


Still least you've got a bit of attitude. Now all you need is to spruss up with some grammer.

Anyway good stuff with the ego. Least you're not going to be falling down the low self esteem trap anytime soon.


Well we all know about pretty faces: As David D says looks only open the door to guys. Girls look for much more than just looks in a guy.
 
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Tell me when I can break out with the San Andreas talk too.

JEAH!!

Gun, RESPECT FROM DA HOMIES FO SHO, flashing money.. have you considered becoming a professional rap artist?

everyone else, No offence to rap, just making a joke here :)
 
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Originally posted by floydtheater07
Hey, if you have so much money, pay for an english tutor. Honestly...

"Aight"?
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LOL nice! :crackup:

the longest word he spelt right was "sexiest" lol
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Originally posted by DonSonnySagliani
wtf is wrong with this guy. I'm a model, and i only had few girls before i started to improve myself by reading DeAngelo, Jeffries and others. PRETTY FACE MEANS NOTHING.
(check me out at www.myspace.com/sagliani )

And actually he's not handsome at all!
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Yeah bro.. I do modeling here in Asia and I don't have TONS of chicks all over me... But I have had a couple.. I noticed though that I can get most of the chicks I want, but I have to APPROACH them first... They really don't approach me.. You can check out my myspace too bro's... http://www.myspace.com/neonbase You are totally right man.. having a good lookin face doesn't always mean you've got a ton of girls on you... I too have been reading deangelo's stuff and have been seing improvements.. My best of luckto you and your game bro!


Btw man.. you look like a freakin baboon... And takin pics of $20 bills in your hand is pretty lame... Haha, but I did find your myspace amusing!
 
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