"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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hoes luv me!

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man aight i got too many hoes luving my big black d*ck,i get soo much puzzy i don't know what do wit ;) Aight and dis one hoe is a gold digger she trying to get my cash,but since i'm a pimp,she is the one giving me cash,aight if any of u losers,lolz need a hoe,i got some numbers i can give u f@ggots,i got too many hoes i'm young,rich,black, and yes i luv sex,holla cha boy!

http://www.myspace.com/brazy_boi visit my page,see why i'm da sexiest nicca plus i need hits,and i got nice rims!
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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ur ride is weak

I got a Jetta with subs that pound so hard, they devirginized your mother right before I did.

WHOS YO DADDY?
 

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it's people like this guy that makes me laugh

Hahahaha man this guy is pure comedy.

I respect the fact that you got an unbeatable confidence in you, but seriously, drop this whole "50 cent I mack all the hoes" garbage dude.

These "hoes"...are you counting your fingers and toes that made you go Ha-Ha? Because the # of times you banged your sister and mom doesn't count.
 

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Three words "muh nicca": "Quality over quantity."

PS: Your myspace is wicked lame... No offense...
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Originally posted by mcpimp
man aight i got too many hoes luving my big black d*ck,i get soo much puzzy i don't know what do wit ;) Aight and dis one hoe is a gold digger she trying to get my cash,but since i'm a pimp,she is the one giving me cash,aight if any of u losers,lolz need a hoe,i got some numbers i can give u f@ggots,i got too many hoes i'm young,rich,black, and yes i luv sex,holla cha boy!

http://www.myspace.com/brazy_boi visit my page,see why i'm da sexiest nicca plus i need hits,and i got nice rims!
Originally posted by AC/DC
ur ride is weak

I got a Jetta with subs that pound so hard, they devirginized your mother right before I did.

WHOS YO DADDY?
BATTLE OF THE LAME ASSES! looks like ACDC wins
 

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wtf is wrong with this guy. I'm a model, and i only had few girls before i started to improve myself by reading DeAngelo, Jeffries and others. PRETTY FACE MEANS NOTHING.
(check me out at www.myspace.com/sagliani )

And actually he's not handsome at all!
 

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Good looks will only get you in the door, thats about it, they wont keep you their.
 

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Re: Re: hoes luv me!

Originally posted by Porky
BATTLE OF THE LAME ASSES! looks like ACDC wins
I always win! :D

I'm too hardco gangsta
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Good grief mate, half the chicks on your page are way too fat.....And those granny picks way too far down definately don't count towards your hoe-count.


Still least you've got a bit of attitude. Now all you need is to spruss up with some grammer.

Anyway good stuff with the ego. Least you're not going to be falling down the low self esteem trap anytime soon.


Well we all know about pretty faces: As David D says looks only open the door to guys. Girls look for much more than just looks in a guy.
 

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Tell me when I can break out with the San Andreas talk too.

JEAH!!

Gun, RESPECT FROM DA HOMIES FO SHO, flashing money.. have you considered becoming a professional rap artist?

everyone else, No offence to rap, just making a joke here :)
 

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Originally posted by floydtheater07
Hey, if you have so much money, pay for an english tutor. Honestly...

"Aight"?
LOL nice! :crackup:

the longest word he spelt right was "sexiest" lol
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by DonSonnySagliani
wtf is wrong with this guy. I'm a model, and i only had few girls before i started to improve myself by reading DeAngelo, Jeffries and others. PRETTY FACE MEANS NOTHING.
(check me out at www.myspace.com/sagliani )

And actually he's not handsome at all!
Yeah bro.. I do modeling here in Asia and I don't have TONS of chicks all over me... But I have had a couple.. I noticed though that I can get most of the chicks I want, but I have to APPROACH them first... They really don't approach me.. You can check out my myspace too bro's... http://www.myspace.com/neonbase You are totally right man.. having a good lookin face doesn't always mean you've got a ton of girls on you... I too have been reading deangelo's stuff and have been seing improvements.. My best of luckto you and your game bro!


Btw man.. you look like a freakin baboon... And takin pics of $20 bills in your hand is pretty lame... Haha, but I did find your myspace amusing!
 
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