hmmmm I feel like I just got lied to here

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

PuertoRican_Lover

Banned

Jun 14, 2005

Originally posted by NewMan
Either she wants to fvck you or she wants you to "Listen"....

if she wants to fvck you, it doesn't matter if you listen or not.

If she doesn't want to fvck you - then listening to her bull Sh#t makes no difference.

So at the end of the day, just don't listen to their moaning and groaning - because it matters not.

Haha, good one!

Too bad he lives with her and has to hear this shyt whille he lusts for her on a daily basis- but she sees him as a "roomy" and not a pimp!

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.