"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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hmmm

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So im talkin to this girl known her for like 3 days, I see her today she says hi then she says come here, and she shows me this peice of paper and it has sum dudes number on it, She says sum guy gave it to her, and she had asked him what it was he said open it and find out.

So she said she laughed at the guy, and i asked her if she was gonna call him she said no lol. Why would she tell me this?

Anyway she caught me staring at her a little to long and she goes (what?) So to recover i say "Your just so pretty" She starts laughin and covers her face with her hands and puts her head down blushing i guess.

So a little later im like your hair looks better in red she does the same thing again, so i say you have sexy lips too she's just laughin im like can i kiss them, same **** but she never said no.

So what i think about all of this is she's diggin me. Am i right?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by SikWitIt
Am i right?
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No. Absolutely not.

Are you kidding me?

I'm not even joking man... it sounds like she's laughing at you.
 
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Hey man sorry to say but she thinks your freaky. This just shows that you completely missed the entire point of neg hits and being a challenge. Trust me, i've made this mistake before, she is not digging you.
 
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What exactly have you got to lose? See what happens.
 
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Can I kiss them, dont lose the mood, go for it
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Originally posted by Supero Masculus
Hey man sorry to say but she thinks your freaky. This just shows that you completely missed the entire point of neg hits and being a challenge. Trust me, i've made this mistake before, she is not digging you.
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No sorry your wrong, I asked her what she was doin this weekend she said nothin. So i said why dont we go out then she said ok and i got her number.


So ther mwhahah


But wher do i take her, not the movies cant even talk to her ther
And all i got is 20$ lol, any suggestions
 
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Go out for coffee or bowling. How is $20 not enough? You should never pay for any chick on the first few dates.

Oh yea btw if you keep that compliment **** up then you are going to get dumped on your *** by her shortly. She was probably attracted to you before and that mistake was probably not enough to demolish all of it but if you keep it up you will either be dumped, cheated on, or used. Especially whith the type of personality she has. GO read the DJ bible!
 
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