"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Bjj_playa

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girls hitting you a good sign?...theres 3 chicks that walk up to me daily...and slap me hard right on the back or give me shots on the arm..but not girly hit...theyre actually grunting and giving me all they got lol. i know one of them is really into me..but i've never experienced all this hitting before. kinda turns me on not gona lie.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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The Shocker

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b!tch slap them and see if they keep doing it.
 

Plec07

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The Shocker said:
b!tch slap them and see if they keep doing it.
Rofl I nearly woke up me bro laughin when I first read that.

You could try one of the following if you are in a group of people.

Her:<Punch>
Me: I walked into a door kids

Her:<Punch>
Me: Tell the hospital I fell

Her:<punch>
Me:(hunched over like badly injured) Go next door and get sharleen. She'll know what to do

Her:<punch>
Me: You hit like a girl. * or "I've been hit harder by women (more of an insult)"

(These are not my own, I saw them on mysterymethod forums earlier)
 
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So, are you hitting on me?
 

SIDEBOARD

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Infraction said:
So, are you hitting on me?
This IS the best I've heard, so I could have used those for my friends and chicks. Permission to use?

Well this is what I usually use, when chicks "hit" me

"Oh so your into ****"
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Mjazz

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HMMM, girls that hit you, unless they are the kind of girls that actually get into real fights with guys, are probably searching for a reason to touch you, me thinks they like you
 

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hitting....

whenever a girl hits me i just act like it hurt a lot then they'll either be like shut up that didnt hurt- in which you keep pretending like it hurt a lot until they say something like are you ok? or im sorry... then you jokingly say naww im just jokin then give her a tight hug so she cant move around much
 
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