"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Bjj_playa

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girls hitting you a good sign?...theres 3 chicks that walk up to me daily...and slap me hard right on the back or give me shots on the arm..but not girly hit...theyre actually grunting and giving me all they got lol. i know one of them is really into me..but i've never experienced all this hitting before. kinda turns me on not gona lie.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The Shocker

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b!tch slap them and see if they keep doing it.
 

Plec07

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The Shocker said:
b!tch slap them and see if they keep doing it.
Rofl I nearly woke up me bro laughin when I first read that.

You could try one of the following if you are in a group of people.

Her:<Punch>
Me: I walked into a door kids

Her:<Punch>
Me: Tell the hospital I fell

Her:<punch>
Me:(hunched over like badly injured) Go next door and get sharleen. She'll know what to do

Her:<punch>
Me: You hit like a girl. * or "I've been hit harder by women (more of an insult)"

(These are not my own, I saw them on mysterymethod forums earlier)
 
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So, are you hitting on me?
 

SIDEBOARD

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Infraction said:
So, are you hitting on me?
This IS the best I've heard, so I could have used those for my friends and chicks. Permission to use?

Well this is what I usually use, when chicks "hit" me

"Oh so your into ****"
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Mjazz

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HMMM, girls that hit you, unless they are the kind of girls that actually get into real fights with guys, are probably searching for a reason to touch you, me thinks they like you
 

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hitting....

whenever a girl hits me i just act like it hurt a lot then they'll either be like shut up that didnt hurt- in which you keep pretending like it hurt a lot until they say something like are you ok? or im sorry... then you jokingly say naww im just jokin then give her a tight hug so she cant move around much
 
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