"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Hit on pharmacy cashier, didn't get number

IBreatheSpears

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On Monday I went into a pharmacy to get condoms (as a student I can get them free from certain places) and the cashier was this Asian qt. I wanted to test a line I stole from a Chateau Heartiste article so I asked if they "have any in extra small?".

The look on her face was priceless. Her jaw dropped and she looked up at me wide-eyed. When she saw I was smirking she laughed nervously then went to get the condoms. Thing is, I was coming down with a stomach bug. In my weakened state I failed to number close. If I saw her there again, would I have to start from scratch? She'll probably remember me, but her state will be different as I didn't strike while the iron was hot. I obviously can't use that line in that pharmacy again (she probably talked to coworkers about me) but I can get 6 free condoms per week with this scheme so if I'm going to be going from zero again, maybe it would be better to go to a different pharmacy where I can use the same line again.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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l__i__l

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You are over thinking. You do not need a cheesy line. Build some rapport and ask her out.
 

El Payaso

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The next time you see her, ask if she has any in extra large...
 
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