"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Hit on a 9 over the weekend in nyc and then

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Wound up getting my azz kicked by her Chad boyfriend who I didn't even know they were a couple.

Situation was embarrassing as all hell. Chick was giving me all sorts of IOI signs so I randomly cold approached her and next thing I know I got cold clocked, hit the ground and looked up. Standing over me was this perfect specimen of a man and her holding her hands to her mouth laughing at me.

Even worse no one did or said anything to help me. I had wet myself a bit and got up, walked real fast to the exit and didn't know what to say so I just yelled I'll sue your fuvckin azz!! (My voice cracked too as I yelled) And ran to my car. Never going back to that spot again.

Be safe out there guys.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Capo said:
Wound up getting my azz kicked by her Chad boyfriend who I didn't even know they were a couple.

Situation was embarrassing as all hell. Chick was giving me all sorts of IOI signs so I randomly cold approached her and next thing I know I got cold clocked, hit the ground and looked up. Standing over me was this perfect specimen of a man and her holding her hands to her mouth laughing at me.

Even worse no one did or said anything to help me. I had wet myself a bit and got up, walked real fast to the exit and didn't know what to say so I just yelled I'll sue your fuvckin azz!! (My voice cracked too as I yelled) And ran to my car. Never going back to that spot again.

Be safe out there guys.
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Why not press charges? Send his a$$ to jail.
 
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Hey NN, how was that oyster spot? Lonely?

I couldn't make it. You know us Hebrews can't eat shellfish especially on the holy holiday. Raincheck?
 
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RichardTheFrog said:
Why not press charges? Send his a$$ to jail.
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I'm not a snitch. Though these forums should have a self defense section for all my cold approach bros should a similar emergency situation happen to them.

All is fair in love and war i guess. A true soldier lives to march on and fight another day
 
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Capo said:
I'm not a snitch. Though these forums should have a self defense section for all my cold approach bros should a similar emergency situation happen to them.

All is fair in love and war i guess. A true soldier lives to march on and fight another day
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I would call the police in 1 second.

Can you shoot him in defense? Then the law protects HIM, doesn't it?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ughh. Useless trolls
 
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In light of my recent traumatic experience I believe I’ve developed severe approach anxiety. I was thinking of paying a jacked friend to bodyguard me during random approaches. I’d have to discuss his price. Any other things I could try to get over my fear since my encounter this past weekend?
 
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