thegator39
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I'm having the guys over for football in a couple weeks, and have been thinking about hiring a HB to play stripper and brings out snacks to the guests. Anyone done such a thing?
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
thegator39
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Not to impress, just to be our personal slut as far as serving food naked, lap dances, etc.
nismo-4
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Tricking off to impress huh? Pathetic. Go find a girl who's actually interested in you. Impress yourself before impressing your friends.
Case closed.
Case closed.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
john_trenor
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Foot ball, food, drinks what else could you ask for. What you are proposing to do makes you almost forget about all of the other things that I listed before. Right on I think you are going to make name for yourself amongst your friends. Just be carful they might want to come back every year.
Starting receiver Roscoe Parrish from the Buffalo's got taken out It's a little ironic because I was rooting for either new york or chicago. Seems like this injury put a stamp on the Bares. Buffalo's 22-19 loss to the Chicago Bears in Toronto kind of made me didn't even make it a debate. I live in chicago now so I suppose that I should be going for the Bears any way.
Any way good luck with the foot bool game.
Starting receiver Roscoe Parrish from the Buffalo's got taken out It's a little ironic because I was rooting for either new york or chicago. Seems like this injury put a stamp on the Bares. Buffalo's 22-19 loss to the Chicago Bears in Toronto kind of made me didn't even make it a debate. I live in chicago now so I suppose that I should be going for the Bears any way.
Any way good luck with the foot bool game.
unlike everyone else sh1tting on you for not following "T3H CODE!!!!111"...
I think it'd be pretty damn fun, unless you guys were to get uncomfortable -- because if that situation gets uncomfortable at all, it gets VERY uncomfortable.
Otherwise do it.
I think it'd be pretty damn fun, unless you guys were to get uncomfortable -- because if that situation gets uncomfortable at all, it gets VERY uncomfortable.
Otherwise do it.
john_trenor
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I'm pretty sure they won't mind after all men watch sports to relax and to feel some exhilaration. If anything it will make things more exhilarating. It might be hard to concentrate on the game.
On the other hand you could also invite someone for chit chat. It’s not easy to make women feel good in a conversation, especially when it comes to foot ball. however there is much more to it when it comes to trying to date them. The only difference is that worse looking women are not use to getting wonderful comments. Good-looking women on the other hand will brush you off if you use the same strategy.
On the other hand you could also invite someone for chit chat. It’s not easy to make women feel good in a conversation, especially when it comes to foot ball. however there is much more to it when it comes to trying to date them. The only difference is that worse looking women are not use to getting wonderful comments. Good-looking women on the other hand will brush you off if you use the same strategy.
CantTouchMyStyle
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This guy is both a troll and a retard.
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I'd recommend you save the $ for taking a trip, buying a house, or a car repair, but what do I know?
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.