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HipHip music for a party

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Im having a house party next week. Im putting some hiphop cd's together to be bumpin.

Any good clubbish hiphop songs that would be good for a party ?
 

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Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

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Kas said:
Im having a house party next week. Im putting some hiphop cd's together to be bumpin.

Any good clubbish hiphop songs that would be good for a party ?
Anything that has "pimp", "azz", "booty", "b*tch" etc... in the lyrics is all good...:D
a few examples:

50 Cent - Candy Shop
50 Cent - In Da Club
Eminem - Shake That
Usher - Yeah!
Sean Paul - We Be Burnin
...
And so many others, perfect if you want get the ladies to start freaking/grinding...:whistle:

I would stay away from anything that's too gangsta though, hearing gunshots through out the songs might get some guys' adrenaline pumping, but it definitely doesn't get the ladies in the right mood if you see what I mean...:whistle:
 

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Already got those songs ;p. I know what you mean about the gunshots.
 

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hmmm.... you could go old school and bump some of the booty bass jams... you know...

-2 live crew- hoochie mama, shake a lil sumthin, Me So Horny
-Luke - Scarred
-Mc Shy D - Shake It
-Salt n Peppa - Push It
-Deuce - Daisy Dukes
-Gucci Crew - Sally
-Dj Smurf - Ooh Lawd
-Sir Mixalot - Baby Got Back

those song always get people movin... and if you wanna play the new songs just get whatever they're playing on the radio right now... most of the songs with ying yang twinz are good clubbing songs...
 

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When the party looks like its dying down and everyones drunk use one of the following:

Vanilla Ice: Ice Ice Baby

MC Hammer: Can't touch this

It ceases to amaze me the reactions these songs produce ~16 years after their release. Nevertheless the girls will go crazy unless your actually having a gangster party. Then they'll tear you limb to limb.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Oh Hey. Find the Jay Z Moment of Clarity (Just died in your arms tonight remix)
Trust me
 

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Cant touch this! yeah baby, ok thats an awesoem song, if I were you I wouldnt go too into the rap but more into the type of songs that are liek Usher's "Yeah!" better general party mood than the one that are more plain rap
 

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wow, ice ice baby? lol... now that's gangsta! hey i know all the lyrics to that... it's lame but it never fails to get a reaction, especially if you're at a bar and they got karaoke there... if you get really into it, it's funny as hell... chicks dig it.
 

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lil jon/yingyang twins- get low

its old but never a party without it..."salt shaker"s good too

timbaland n nelly f.-promiscuous (its not real hip hop but i think girls will like it)

young joc-its goin down
busta rhymes- touch it
deep side ft. r kelly-lets make love (new song)
sean paul-temperature
if u listen to Da Musicianz CD, they hav alotta party songs there....

and theres a bunch of other songs but other people can help u too..

o...get this song if u can. its new and its HOT
r. prophet ft. mannie fresh- run tell the dj
 
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Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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haha look at you whiteboys all listening to black music,all the artist you guys are naming are BLACK!Its all black music and you guys are white.
We should leave hip hop to black culture

listen to some white music like Green Day!
 

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i ain't white...

baby one more time - britney spears
don't phunk with my heart - black eyed peas

mad tunes. i get all the girls when i pump the brit in the car with subs n sh|t.
 

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Ludacris - The Potion
Juvenile Feat. Mannie Fresh & Lil' Wayne - Back That Ass Up
Mariah Carey Feat. Jay-Z & Young Jeezy - Shake It Off (Remix)
Usher Feat. Twista - Nice And Slow (Booty Bass Remix)
Pitbull - Toma
Bubba Sparxxx Feat. Ying Yang Twins - Ms. New Booty (I hate it too, but hey)
T.I. - Bring 'Em Out
Splack Pack - Just Shake That Ass

Or you could go down the Techno line of things, that stuff is always a hit.

Eric Prydz - Call On Me
Vinylshakerz - One Night In Bangkok
Darude - Sandstorm
Beatfreakz - Somebody's Watching Me (Hi Tack Edit)
Benny Benassi - Satisfaction
Public Domain - Operation Blade

Or you could just tell the females to rack off and put on some Guns 'n Roses :rockon:
 

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CrazyGuy said:
haha look at you whiteboys all listening to black music,all the artist you guys are naming are BLACK!Its all black music and you guys are white.
We should leave hip hop to black culture

listen to some white music like Green Day!
That is like me saying... Whoa man, leave the computers to the white people. CH CH CH. After all, white people made 'em? :nono: Seriously, that is the dumbest ass arguement ever.


Seriously man, the vanilla ice song idea is good, haha get's people laughin'. Ask other people to bring their own mix CD's too.
 

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Wee said:
That is like me saying... Whoa man, leave the computers to the white people. CH CH CH. After all, white people made 'em? :nono: Seriously, that is the dumbest ass arguement ever.


Seriously man, the vanilla ice song idea is good, haha get's people laughin'. Ask other people to bring their own mix CD's too.
Haha well if you notice 95% of the music artist in rap/hiphop are BLACK!All the artist you guys are naming expect for vanilla ice are BLACK!Its the FACT hip hop is part of black culture and you whitepeople enjoy it,so respect blackpeople for their music it aint your music.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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CrazyGuy said:
Haha well if you notice 95% of the music artist in rap/hiphop are BLACK!All the artist you guys are naming expect for vanilla ice are BLACK!Its the FACT hip hop is part of black culture and you whitepeople enjoy it,so respect blackpeople for their music it aint your music.
Of course, it is impossible to think of it as "people's" music. Nah, we gotta separate everyone by their race and color of their skin, right? Thank you for setting the end of racism back another 50 years. "But it is ok when black people separate from white people, not the other way around" It is a nasty double standard.
 

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2pac-Temptation, How do you want it, Whats ya phone number, I get Around, Toss it up
Do or Die- Still po pimpin, Can you smoke and ride, Mic Check
Twista-Get it wet, Emotions
3 6 Mafia- Gotta stay high
Biggy- One more chance, I'm fvckin you tonight
Pharrel- Frontin, Ass on Fire,
Snoop-Beautiful, It Aint no fun
Bizzy Bone- Fried day
Sean Paul- I'm still in love, When you gonna give it up to me
E-40- Tryin to get to you and that booty
DoggPound-Let's play house
LL Cool J- Hey Lover, Who do you love

.....These are some good joints for you.
 

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Of course, it is impossible to think of it as "people's" music. Nah, we gotta separate everyone by their race and color of their skin, right? Thank you for setting the end of racism back another 50 years. "But it is ok when black people separate from white people, not the other way around" It is a nasty double standard.
So your assuming hu?All Im pointing is it seems like YOU whites are forgetting hip hop is black music and their culture.Im not going about skin im saying you whitepeople wanan be black,listening to black music sure its entertaining but what about white music?Back another 50years would mean slavery you idiot,actually it is ok if blackpeople seperate from whitepeople look at whitepeople did to them in the past and present.Loook around YOU whitepeople are also the ones who seperate themselves,remeber "Seggeration"backin the days?It was thought of by whitepeople,not blackpeople.I still see it in todays society aswell,of seperation.

Stick to your white music!thx ;)
 

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Haha 50 years wasn't slavery, just apartheid, but whatever.

Haha, I'll listen to the music I want. It is totally cool if you wanna keep white people and black people separated, but I do enjoy equality without separation.
 

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Wee said:
Haha 50 years wasn't slavery, just apartheid, but whatever.

Haha, I'll listen to the music I want. It is totally cool if you wanna keep white people and black people separated, but I do enjoy equality without separation.
So making people stick to their culture is seperation right?Your an idiot if you think that its people need to worship&stay to their culture,hip hop is black culture and their music,and you need to accept your culture.

P.S. 50 years was slavery it was near the end when they were trying to ban it.But still blacks were still forced to work under the whitemen,rule its soo sad how you whites treated blacks back in the days&even now.Now you guys wanna listen to their music?When back then you guys made up a word calling them"Negros" Pathetic people,god bless.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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