"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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The Forms

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So the new girl I'm seeing is really into emo music. trust me, I don't quite get it either.

Anyhow, her birthday is coming up, so I decided I'd try to get her an emo CD that is better than the crap she's listening to now. So I decided to find an emo message board to get ideas on what to get her.

Then I saw something that made me laugh out loud:

The emo forum has a section for dating advice!

Just the concept of that makes me laugh. Boys who cut themselves and cry about their lives asking other kids who cut themselves and cry about their lives how to meet chicks. I bet they write poetry for their oneitis and cut when she tells him she loves him. . . as a friend.

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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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:crackup: can you link up to it thats something i have to see!!!
 
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