"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Hiding nude pics on your phone

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There's a smartphone app I found that I thought I'd share with you guys. It's called spycalc. It works as just a regular calculator for your phone until you punch in your password, then it brings you to a secret batcave of hidden nudie pics and vids that you can stash for no one to find.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Corinthians 13:11

When I was a child,
I spoke like a child,
I thought like a child,
I reasoned like a child.
When I became a man,
I put aside childish things.
 

georgie24

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agreed with flashpoint

To much stuff to do and worry about other then hiding things on your fone

If your jimmies are that rustled about it just auto lock your phone
 

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Haha... I downloaded this a couple years ago. Now I don't remember the password. Awesome...
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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flashpoint - cmon, its harmless fun...
 

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geez. you guys are funny. and from who do you hide your stash? mommy? haha. just kiddin.

all i say is you are a man and there is no need to be ashamed of anything. you ever seen a chick that is hiding her toys? me not. i wonder why that is. or are they allowed to be more comfortable with their sexual needs than we are? doubt it. if your significant other finds some footage on your cell then it might get her an idea where she can improve. "you see that honey? look at her! she is doing real fine isnt she. not the schlong. the schlong is not for you. you need to focus. and who says anal is bad? cant you see how she enjoys it? these are tears of joy not pain. right? you seriously need to step up your game sweethart or this dirty bastard right here is going to find someone else who can satisfy him." - well not the exact words but she should get the idea. if you hide your treasures you are missing out on an opportunity
 

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flashpoint said:
geez. you guys are funny. and from who do you hide your stash? mommy? haha. just kiddin.

all i say is you are a man and there is no need to be ashamed of anything. you ever seen a chick that is hiding her toys? me not. i wonder why that is. or are they allowed to be more comfortable with their sexual needs than we are? doubt it. if your significant other finds some footage on your cell then it might get her an idea where she can improve. "you see that honey? look at her! she is doing real fine isnt she. not the schlong. the schlong is not for you. you need to focus. and who says anal is bad? cant you see how she enjoys it? these are tears of joy not pain. right? you seriously need to step up your game sweethart or this dirty bastard right here is going to find someone else who can satisfy him." - well not the exact words but she should get the idea. if you hide your treasures you are missing out on an opportunity

HAHAHA... Hilarious.

Actually the reason I downloaded it is because my phone is a company phone. Sometimes they need to take my phone for a couple minutes when they want to test one of our new products (telephony company). Better to be safe than sorry and not have those pics in anyone's view. Small price to pay to get a free iPhone with unlimited data.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Why not just move along if you're not interested? You're digging way too deep into this just to have yourself be heard. Whatever gets your jollys off I guess
 

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There's any number of reasons someone may want this. Maybe you let other people use your phone from time to time. Maybe you show people pics in your phone from a vacation you took and don't want them seeing dozens of nudes. Who knows? It's a neat idea for an app and I just thought I'd share.
 

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Soo how are you getting these nudes on your phone? haha
 

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PDubb75 said:
HAHAHA... Hilarious.

Actually the reason I downloaded it is because my phone is a company phone. Sometimes they need to take my phone for a couple minutes when they want to test one of our new products (telephony company). Better to be safe than sorry and not have those pics in anyone's view. Small price to pay to get a free iPhone with unlimited data.
Keeping nude pics on your company phone... this thread just gets stupider.
 

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Ever hear of remote desktop? I'm sure the equivalent for smart phones is around the corner if not out already. Those IT guys aren't stupid. Just get an Ipod touch if you need to have a nudie pic collection at hand.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Zerro said:
Keeping nude pics on your company phone... this thread just gets stupider.
Ok, it's my personal phone that was given to me by my company. They pay my bill, so if they need it for testing, I really can't say no. It's rare, but it happens.

The funny thing is, I would show my boss the pics on my phone. I've been to a strip club with him, and gotten drunk with him many times. This company is so relaxed it's not even funny. But I still don't want them to see some crazy amount of naked girls stored on my phone.
 

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Why have nudes pics on your phone? Can't any of you guys get pu**y?
 

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If the company's paying the bill and can ask to see the phone at any time, then it ain't really your phone.

3agle 3yes said:
Why have nudes pics on your phone? Can't any of you
guys get pu**y?
Yep, I've never taken a guy seriously when he has a bunch of nudes on his phone that he wants to show off, claiming that they were sent to him by the chick in them. If you want to annoy them just say "Already saw those on the Internet, so you know about that site too?"
 

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Zerro said:
If the company's paying the bill and can ask to see the phone at any time, then it ain't really your phone.



Yep, I've never taken a guy seriously when he has a bunch of nudes on his phone that he wants to show off, claiming that they were sent to him by the chick in them. If you want to annoy them just say "Already saw those on the Internet, so you know about that site too?"
That's what tineye and google image search are for. They don't show up on either and you see the photos arent professionally lit, messed up room, fingernail polish is not perfect as well as seeing her face is the same persons pic in the pictures and her leaving her phone number...you know its them. Fakes are easy to spot and find. Some of you think its impossible to get nudes and *****. Lmfao. Incogs already gotten them from chicks hes fvcked. Hell ive gotten them from chicks ive worked wth and shown from other dudes ive worked with. Plus short camera phone videos with face included from chicks and its the same chick in her same room that looks like a bomb went off in it. Their rooms are just as messed up as their lives and heads. Frig it. Its amusing.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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