"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Hiding nude pics on your phone

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There's a smartphone app I found that I thought I'd share with you guys. It's called spycalc. It works as just a regular calculator for your phone until you punch in your password, then it brings you to a secret batcave of hidden nudie pics and vids that you can stash for no one to find.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Corinthians 13:11

When I was a child,
I spoke like a child,
I thought like a child,
I reasoned like a child.
When I became a man,
I put aside childish things.
 

georgie24

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agreed with flashpoint

To much stuff to do and worry about other then hiding things on your fone

If your jimmies are that rustled about it just auto lock your phone
 

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Haha... I downloaded this a couple years ago. Now I don't remember the password. Awesome...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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flashpoint - cmon, its harmless fun...
 

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geez. you guys are funny. and from who do you hide your stash? mommy? haha. just kiddin.

all i say is you are a man and there is no need to be ashamed of anything. you ever seen a chick that is hiding her toys? me not. i wonder why that is. or are they allowed to be more comfortable with their sexual needs than we are? doubt it. if your significant other finds some footage on your cell then it might get her an idea where she can improve. "you see that honey? look at her! she is doing real fine isnt she. not the schlong. the schlong is not for you. you need to focus. and who says anal is bad? cant you see how she enjoys it? these are tears of joy not pain. right? you seriously need to step up your game sweethart or this dirty bastard right here is going to find someone else who can satisfy him." - well not the exact words but she should get the idea. if you hide your treasures you are missing out on an opportunity
 

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flashpoint said:
geez. you guys are funny. and from who do you hide your stash? mommy? haha. just kiddin.

all i say is you are a man and there is no need to be ashamed of anything. you ever seen a chick that is hiding her toys? me not. i wonder why that is. or are they allowed to be more comfortable with their sexual needs than we are? doubt it. if your significant other finds some footage on your cell then it might get her an idea where she can improve. "you see that honey? look at her! she is doing real fine isnt she. not the schlong. the schlong is not for you. you need to focus. and who says anal is bad? cant you see how she enjoys it? these are tears of joy not pain. right? you seriously need to step up your game sweethart or this dirty bastard right here is going to find someone else who can satisfy him." - well not the exact words but she should get the idea. if you hide your treasures you are missing out on an opportunity

HAHAHA... Hilarious.

Actually the reason I downloaded it is because my phone is a company phone. Sometimes they need to take my phone for a couple minutes when they want to test one of our new products (telephony company). Better to be safe than sorry and not have those pics in anyone's view. Small price to pay to get a free iPhone with unlimited data.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Why not just move along if you're not interested? You're digging way too deep into this just to have yourself be heard. Whatever gets your jollys off I guess
 

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There's any number of reasons someone may want this. Maybe you let other people use your phone from time to time. Maybe you show people pics in your phone from a vacation you took and don't want them seeing dozens of nudes. Who knows? It's a neat idea for an app and I just thought I'd share.
 

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Soo how are you getting these nudes on your phone? haha
 

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PDubb75 said:
HAHAHA... Hilarious.

Actually the reason I downloaded it is because my phone is a company phone. Sometimes they need to take my phone for a couple minutes when they want to test one of our new products (telephony company). Better to be safe than sorry and not have those pics in anyone's view. Small price to pay to get a free iPhone with unlimited data.
Keeping nude pics on your company phone... this thread just gets stupider.
 

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Ever hear of remote desktop? I'm sure the equivalent for smart phones is around the corner if not out already. Those IT guys aren't stupid. Just get an Ipod touch if you need to have a nudie pic collection at hand.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Zerro said:
Keeping nude pics on your company phone... this thread just gets stupider.
Ok, it's my personal phone that was given to me by my company. They pay my bill, so if they need it for testing, I really can't say no. It's rare, but it happens.

The funny thing is, I would show my boss the pics on my phone. I've been to a strip club with him, and gotten drunk with him many times. This company is so relaxed it's not even funny. But I still don't want them to see some crazy amount of naked girls stored on my phone.
 

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Why have nudes pics on your phone? Can't any of you guys get pu**y?
 

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If the company's paying the bill and can ask to see the phone at any time, then it ain't really your phone.

3agle 3yes said:
Why have nudes pics on your phone? Can't any of you
guys get pu**y?
Yep, I've never taken a guy seriously when he has a bunch of nudes on his phone that he wants to show off, claiming that they were sent to him by the chick in them. If you want to annoy them just say "Already saw those on the Internet, so you know about that site too?"
 

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Zerro said:
If the company's paying the bill and can ask to see the phone at any time, then it ain't really your phone.



Yep, I've never taken a guy seriously when he has a bunch of nudes on his phone that he wants to show off, claiming that they were sent to him by the chick in them. If you want to annoy them just say "Already saw those on the Internet, so you know about that site too?"
That's what tineye and google image search are for. They don't show up on either and you see the photos arent professionally lit, messed up room, fingernail polish is not perfect as well as seeing her face is the same persons pic in the pictures and her leaving her phone number...you know its them. Fakes are easy to spot and find. Some of you think its impossible to get nudes and *****. Lmfao. Incogs already gotten them from chicks hes fvcked. Hell ive gotten them from chicks ive worked wth and shown from other dudes ive worked with. Plus short camera phone videos with face included from chicks and its the same chick in her same room that looks like a bomb went off in it. Their rooms are just as messed up as their lives and heads. Frig it. Its amusing.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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