DukeAbercrombie
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yo whats up guys 
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
buckwheat18
Don Juan
hey, welcome aboard. Enjoy your stay, heh always wanted to say that.
Dukester
Master Don Juan
hey welcome to the site. hope ya find everybody's advice good. just dont act like an AFC, and ya wont get burt. lol
i got plenty of posts 4 u to look off of.
i got plenty of posts 4 u to look off of.
jakeyboy
Master Don Juan
it means "Average Frustrated Chump"
i was like you when i started out on this forum. haha... only i didnt know what C and F was. Welcome abroad mate.
i was like you when i started out on this forum. haha... only i didnt know what C and F was. Welcome abroad mate.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
duke007
Master Don Juan
welcome mate
sh1t there are 4 duke's on this board now! I hope people can tell us apart
sh1t there are 4 duke's on this board now! I hope people can tell us apart