Hi, I'm HB...Let's Makeout

[Infinity]

I was at the club last night and here's a little scenario that unfolded before me completely unexpected:

Some guy I sorta know recognizes me and says whats up, then he introduces me to two girls (who I am now pretty sure he didn't actually know, but just met them himself). I figure, hey she's pretty hot, I'll talk with her. So, I make some brief small talk with her, but it never really goes beyond finding out where we are from and where we went to school. My point is there was no real rapport.

So, this girl says to me "dance with us" so I go ahead and do that, but I'm just doing stupid white boy hardly moving around dancing. I do that for a minute and then she decided she wanted to get busy and pulls me out there and before you know we are dancing extremely close.

I quickly figure out what's up and start feeling her up as she feels me up. I'm grabbing her ass within like 5 minutes of meeting her and she puts up no resistance. She was drinking, but not totally drunk either. Her face is rested against my shoulder\chest, but when I look at her face, she is seriously visualizing having sex, she's got this sensuous expression on her face. She's feeling my biceps, chest, etc. I have never danced like this ever. Then, I figure I'll make out with her. She's into it more than I am and we're tonguing each other down after meeting yeah about 10 minutes ago. We both dance and fantasize for like 20 minutes and then she splits.

Besides the fact that I should have tried to go home with her, which I didn't because I have no experience with this type of thing, didn't expect it, didn't have a place to go, and didn't really have any game anyways.

Does this stuff happen to you clubbers? From the looks I get from girls and from this instance, I am now fairly certain that my tall, athletic physique is the type club girls go for so I'm top 5% at the club, which is good to know. Could this have been an abnormality because it was Chinese New Year's and girls were just freakier last night?

I've just been getting a ton more attention when I go clubbing the last few weeks with hot girls approaching me and what not so I'm trying to figure all this out.

 

[Engetsu]

It's not called a "meat market" for nothing. Good job bro

Next time talk to her while dancing to see how far she can go, maybe you don't even need to go back to your place to get some action, bathrooms aren't always busy.

 

[DJmonster]

dude. forget about not being prepared or not having your game or whatever. Next time grab the girl and lead her somewhere, anywhere that gets you two isolated. Who knows what will happen, but at least you'll take charge of the situation. You can get it on, get her number, or get rejected, just please don't pass up another opportunity like that.

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

She is just a hor being herself, she went to somebody else's jock because you didn't know what to do with a hor!!! Don't fret!

 

[Big Pappy]

GrandPappy always told me that if it was that easy, there was probably something wrong with it.

Girls do enjoy sex, just as much as guys do. It's entirely likely that the girl was on something, as well. (not to take away from you and whatever skills you may have)

You don't need a place of your own, but you should work towards it. Best investment you can make.

 

[Kineti[C]harm]

If you are a good looking dude unknown girls will normally treat you in two ways

- Be afraid to approach you
- Be all over you

Yes it's quite normal for some girls to be that forward... Here at uni we often have something called makeout parties where people dress in red, yellow, green (Red = taken, yellow = half/half, green = available)... When you are goodlooking you can most often just go right upto a green girl and tell her to kiss you. Girls will often do the same, just walk upto hot/cute guys and ask for a kiss (the kiss must be with tongue to count).

 

[squirrels]

Originally posted by Engetsu
It's not called a "meat market" for nothing. Good job bro

Next time talk to her while dancing to see how far she can go, maybe you don't even need to go back to your place to get some action, bathrooms aren't always busy.

LOL...yeah, a lot of these girls who are tigers in the club become kittens as soon as they step outside. They'll be all up on you trying to make out with you, but as soon as you go for a number or try to get her to come home with you, she'll start looking at you like you have 3 heads. (unless you or your friends made a connection with her friends...that seems to help)

I've been in that situation more than once...next time I think it may be BETTER to go straight for the dark corner of the club.

GrandPappy always told me that if it was that easy, there was probably something wrong with it.

Yup...if you're gonna tag it, be sure to bag it.

 

[blong1068]

Chicks go to clubs to get boners rubbed against them, and to make out with "cute" guys. That's just the way it is.

 

[isotope]

Originally posted by Infinity
Does this stuff happen to you clubbers?
Could this have been an abnormality because it was Chinese New Year's and girls were just freakier last night?

You know, thats exactly it. All the chicks i have dated have always said somehting like, "W00t! IT's chinese new years, time to go out and celebreate - and get our freak on!"

So, without a doubt, the best days to go out is chinese new year - in addition to Boxing Day, Bastille Day and the Vernal equinox.

 

[J-Man]

Re: Re: Hi, I'm HB...Let's Makeout

Originally posted by isotope
You know, thats exactly it. All the chicks i have dated have always said somehting like, "W00t! IT's chinese new years, time to go out and celebreate - and get our freak on!"

So, without a doubt, the best days to go out is chinese new year - in addition to Boxing Day, Bastille Day and the Vernal equinox.

not so informative, but funny

and to the starter of this thread (or anyone else really): i would seriously watch out if i were you. you knew her for 10 minutes and made out with her. and she was hot. sounds fun.

NOW fast forward to a month later when youre at the doctor/hospital and being told that you have AIDS/herpes/mono/hapetitis/ghonorea etc.

ive made mistakes like this before and im DAMN lucky im somehow ok... dont just **** yourself up like that. one night of fun just isnt worth it. no amount of fun is. just a warning.